When you shit on a chicks back.. it can be a couple small smoky links. It has to be a solid forearm sized log. With corn. Or a peanut. Otherwise she won’t be up for the piss wash off.
person tell me they are embarrass because they not "perform" with ding dong. i laugh.
last week woman start perform suck on me and i say no ... i not aten my dinner from American Corporation Chipotle yet. she not understand and it past time to stop. the look her face when my butthole pinch and all that drop is little babby turd ... haunt me.
This one time a fag who was an obvious fag but didn't know I was still a closeted fag decided to tell me all about how his room mate's shits were the size of an arm and wouldn't flush.
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1 mods_blow_goats 2019-03-31
When you shit on a chicks back.. it can be a couple small smoky links. It has to be a solid forearm sized log. With corn. Or a peanut. Otherwise she won’t be up for the piss wash off.
1 DannedFromBrama 2019-03-31
person tell me they are embarrass because they not "perform" with ding dong. i laugh.
last week woman start perform suck on me and i say no ... i not aten my dinner from American Corporation Chipotle yet. she not understand and it past time to stop. the look her face when my butthole pinch and all that drop is little babby turd ... haunt me.
1 mods_blow_goats 2019-03-31
That’s beautiful.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-03-31
🤮
1 SaIvadora 2019-03-31
This one time a fag who was an obvious fag but didn't know I was still a closeted fag decided to tell me all about how his room mate's shits were the size of an arm and wouldn't flush.
1 TreLoon 2019-03-31
Hot 😍
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-03-31
I shit out large chunks of coal. They're so large that I rupture my anus regularly.
Ladies, get in line 😎😎😎😎
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-03-31
The real April Fools joke here is that this article is not from April 1st.
1 GetHisWallet 2019-03-31
What the fuck kind of Cosmo journalism is this shi--oh it's literally Cosmo
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2019-03-31
what about liquid shit. like literally peeing out of your butt
1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-31
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1 automatic_cluck 2019-03-31
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