My diet seems to be going well
9 2019-04-07 by ShitSkinned_Faggot
Two days ago when I was hungry I did an over munch on two 900 calorie pizzas, but then yesterday all I ate was 2 indiviadual yoghurt pots, one chocolate bar and a 500 calorie toad in the hole (UK stupid name for sausages on a yorkshire pudding), and today I was actually full after just eating 1/3 of my usial double serving curry, so I might try and split the remainder to last 2 more days with yoghurt in between if I still get hungry.
Currently I just need to eat a full amount like I did 2 days ago twice a week, then on the days in between I'm managing fine with under 1000 calories from food, plus whatever is in my remaining sodas and fruit juice.
Also people previously just wondered just how much fruit juice I could have to still have a 'supply', initially before starting the diet I had this much:
https://i.imgur.com/2gnC0bI.jpg
And loads of regular sugary pop:
https://i.imgur.com/Yp0H05I.jpg
I'm down to one bottle left of fruit juice and am going to buy flavoured sucralose based spring water with my next food order (aspartame bad too).
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1 OG_Snapper 2019-04-07
Good for you
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Also I need to buy more wholewheat noodles (I finished off my remaining ones in todays cook up) - unfortunately I already have over 5kg of regular pasta and white rice stocked up, but that stuff lasts forever so I can start using more wholewheat noodles to reduce calories.
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-04-07
You’re not a bad looking dude, and that diet will really help you. Good luck man.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Fuck lol I am hideouis and yes I want to mutilate my dick.
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-04-07
R u serious? I mean your latest selfie from below isn’t exactly flattering, but as far as shitskins go you look great.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
If that was so then I wouldnt be a 35 yo virgin.
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-04-07
Blame bad luck and a shitty personality, idk
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Blame being a shitskin because it's a proven fact that nobody will date male shitskins:
http://archive.is/TW3MJ
1 Mistr_MADness 2019-04-07
Yup that
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-07
I've told you before. Just go to a gay bar and get shitfaced drunk. You'll get bussy on the same day.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
But crippling social anxiety.
1 nanonan 2019-04-07
Diet is secondary. Get off your lazy whiny fat arse and get some fucking excercise by going to the pub, getting drunk and talking to people. It won't kill you.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Fuck off you low IQ moron, diet is factually of PRIMARY importance for weight management, exercise in fact does very little.
1 nanonan 2019-04-07
My comment was about socialising you shutin freak.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
'Diet is secondary. Get off your lazy whiny fat arse and get some fucking excercise...'
Erm no.
1 Fiat-Libertas 2019-04-07
>yoghurt
>toad in the hole
>yorkshire pudding
>puddings
t. britbong
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Indeed lol
1 Dramatictuna 2019-04-07
Doesn't IrnBru mean Scotland? I thought I'd learned that once.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
All of UK actually, just made in Scotland.
1 MargarineIsEvil 2019-04-07
What is this faggotry?
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
My diet blog 101!
1 Gryzblyxx 2019-04-07
Aspartame is only bad if you can’t control your impulse to binge sugar, it’s one of the most studied food additives in existence
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
And my Biology degree covered that research including solid reason to believe it may cause Alzheimer's disease, and no that isn't anything like anti vax bullshit.
1 Gryzblyxx 2019-04-07
It sounds a lot like anti-vax bullshit, look it up on Wiley you mong.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Ive had actual journal articles, nutrition lecturers and verified researchers / scientists fucking confirm it.
1 Gryzblyxx 2019-04-07
There was one hit on pubmed, biocel. Go back to school, realize you made a mistake, and become a glorious chemchad or you’ll be stuck growing Lima beans for the rest of your life
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
Listen SaIvador,
If you want to lose weight, quit drinking all the shit. Drink water. You can buy additives that have 0 sugar or calories. Makes water taste like Gatorade.
Learn how to fucking cook. Pudding and frozen garbage isn't cooking. Get fresh vegetables, meat or tofu, and cut out the carbs. Keep your calories under 1200 a day.
Lose enough weight, and your dick will look a tad bigger, cuz honey, that man fupa ain't doing your little terrorist any favors.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Already doing all that and I already cook my own chicken curry and vegetables just not everyday. I just ordered 6 litres of flavoured water instead of juice, plus its less than half the price (45p vs £1 per litre).
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
And BTW I never spammed my bussy anywhere, this is literally becoming libel now.
I only ever posted ONE pic of it in any Drama related sub, as per the rules.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
I know that, and I know you've defended yourself to others about it, and that's why it's funny.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
I'm happy that at least you are entertained. Unfortunately drama mods are too fucking lightweight normie cunts to understand me and won't take me back.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
Lifetime ban, or?
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Lifetime, permanent, endless, infinity, unlimited, with no end in sight.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
Well, what did you do? Too much schtick or what?
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Posted drama about drama moderator actions.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
Mods are here now......Sweet talk them....Tell them I'll show my gussy if they let you back in.
They have to approve.me as well.
1 ShitSkinned_Faggot 2019-04-07
Already wasted enough time and effort doing that. They are nothing but trolling cunts.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-04-07
Oh honey....HONEY
Give them what they want.
If a mod will give me a happy pass (for you as well as my b----ussy), I've got your back.
But you have to change you flair to 'Tonto's Anal Kaleidoscope'.)