Hipster "journalist" gets panties in a twist when black hole isn't caked with Instagram filters

28  2019-04-11 by quality_bratwurst

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This article is so unbelievably smug and pretentious it takes all I have to not seriouspost

Well, it isn’t just that aesthetically pleasing

It's clearly a satirical piece anyway

absolutely abysmal gawker-tier satire, but satire nonetheless. It's a shame journos just don't know how to shitpost properly

i mean the author does kinda have a point.

You can't see an actual black hole by definition. So really all this is a picture of is some gas burning on its way into the black hole. Doesn't really tell us anything we didn't already know.

If you wanna see some gas burning a hell of a lot closer, toss on some eclipse glasses and look at our sun.

We didn't "know" it. We theorized it. There's a difference. And it isn't just some gas burning, you're literally seeing light that has been bent by the sheer gravity of the black hole.

And you're right, you can't actually see a black hole because the solid part of a black hole called the singularity at the center is microscopic and the rest of the darkness is just... well a void. The black hole in itself is not solid at all.

The black hole in itself is not solid at all.

Thanks for explaining, my grasp of the physics of it is pretty weak.

Do we know this for sure?

It would be pretty much impossible to test an event horizon for solidity (with a "test poke") even if we had physical access to one.

singularity at the center is microscopic

Hey fart sniffer, stop pretending you know stuff cause you watch neil tyson.

"You’re basically looking at a supermassive black hole that’s almost the size of our solar system,” or 38 billion kilometers in diameter, said Sera Markoff

https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2019/04/10/see-black-hole-first-time-images-event-horizon-telescope/?utm_term=.047af95d0867

The void which spans from the singularity to the event horizon is considered a part of the black hole you retard. It's the void that equals to the size of our solar system. I never said the black hole is microscopic. And no I don't know shit, it's the most basic info of a black hole that you can possess. Mouthbreathing Faggot

waaaahhh

We Need to Admit That the Black Hole Photo Isn’t Very Good

Decluttered version of this Slate Magazine's article archived on April 10, 2019 can be viewed on https://outline.com/ZTgs5Z

It’s like the universe had a royal baby

She's trying as hard as possible to convince me that literacy should be banned for foids.

This may or may not account for why the black hole looks different from how scientists and Hollywood have previously imagined it: It appears as a blurry circle of fire, not unlike, as Twitter users have pointed out, a bright orange doughnut.

What in the fuck is she going on about? This is exactly what we've expected it to look like for decades.

She's just upset there isn't any capeshit or Harry Potter references

I bet she really sucked at those “find the differences” pictures as a kid.

Jfc.

This is the best take I have seen. Suck it science bitches!

to be fair, science is not for women

Can any gamergaters explain something to me ?

Is this "journalist" actually this retarded or is she merely pretending ?

Pretending in the sense that she's writing hot takes for clicks, actually retarded because she's a journalist for Slate.

Why is Reddit collectively jerking off to the woman who took the picture?

This is definitely satire right? Nobody can be this retarded and actually take themselves seriously

Is there ever gonna be a time where news sites stop actively trying to piss people off for clicks?

I don't know what's worse, this F-level effort of a satire article, or the comments in this thread going "i don't get it, is this satire you guys"