Boring people at the bar
21 2019-04-12 by ManBearFridge
These two idiots won't stop talking about their boring depressing lives at the bar while I am trying to forget my own boring depressing life.
The idiot that is trying to get in the pants of the shediot (who won't shut up about her ex-husband, you fucking moron) shared enough information to report him to the IRS, so I figured at least my bar tab would be paid for. I got the idea from all the retards reporting unclaimed thot income for the bounty.
Apparently the mark has to make at least $200,000 a year in order to get an award, so it's over for thot patrolcels.
12 comments
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
Thx, I'll pass on the info
1 fistacorpse 2019-04-12
Why go to a bar if you're just going to browse Reddit? Why not just drink at home and save time / money / effort etc.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
Probably because I'd choke on my vomit in the bathtub. Also, I like their fish n chips.
1 fistacorpse 2019-04-12
Yep, fair point. I'll drink to that - cheers
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-12
based and sad-pilled
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-04-12
Going to a bar alone combines the illusion of social success with the warm embrace of happy juice. Also once you turn 50 and become a regular, you're automatically cool.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-04-12
To get out of the house because sometimes you have to so you dont go insane
1 Slithice_ 2019-04-12
Talking about 200000$ a year, I am looking for a new suga momma/Daddy 🤫
1 orangetato 2019-04-12
this is why whenever you go out the first thing to do is just start kissing girls so you can ignore everything else
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-04-12
Still better than getting sucked in by a leach with a sob story.