Ahhhh! His keyboard! 🤮🤮🤮

julian is the world's most powerful NEET

Fred Durst looks like shit.

His hairline made a miraculous recovery

The greasiest neet that has ever lived

Isnt poo smearing a sign of severe mental trauma? Dude has been in a building for years and hasn't had any contact with the outside world for a hot minute.

I expect this to be all of us in a week is /r/drama stays locked

I was going to say. Let he who is without sin cast the first shitlog.

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There's no way he is mentally sound

yeah that photo of him being taken away definitely doesn't do him many favors, even considering he's always looked like a goofy motherfucker

I don't get why people are so hung up on the picture. I'd go kicking and screaming too if I knew I was about to be dumped into gitmo and scapegoated for a bunch shit the government did.

he's always looked like a goofy motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNqd4hW98sQ

The shit writing is on the wall

He grew up in a cult where they made kids take LSD. It was kind of obvious from the beginning that they guy had some issues.

Julian Assange smearing poop on the walls of their London embassy before he was evicted by the new government

It's obviously a cryptic message from Q 🐸 👌🏻

He delivered some fresh baked goods

our shining start of journalistic integrity

This silly goose was raised in one of Australia's weirdest cults The Family, he had no chance.

I thought that was a misconception

https://iview.abc.net.au/show/cult-of-the-family

if you cant watch this, you need to remove your platy identifier.

So, he wasn't raised in one. His mom dated one, got impregnated, and then ran away from him. Nothing indicating he took any part it.

if you cant watch this, you need to remove your platy identifier.

Make me 😡

Oh ok, i like my version better so im gonna stick with that.

https://fishingwholesalers.com.au/products/heavy-duty-opera-house-yabbie-net?variant=16430246342

The fuck is a yabbie?

Smh. Platy flair, doesn't know the diet of the plat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_yabby.

Playpuses kept being drowned in this style of ne used for catching yabbies so a state banned them.

In the states we call um chazzwazzers

You do realize weve had tv in Australia for almost two decades now and electricity since 1975? I know chazzwazzers is from the television series "the Simpson's"

Which way does your bidet water rotate?

I don't have the need for a bidet, I have a flawless system in place for an imaculate bumhole.

Poor man's Prawn

Nigga should have cleaned his room.

Maybe Lobster Daddy has a point.

I love how this actually applies in a literal way. The whole clean your room meme was a metaphor for getting your shit together before you become active in politics.

>Feces: Interior Minister Maria Paula Romo told reporters Thursday that the previous administration had allowed Assange to get away with behavior like ”putting feces on the walls of the embassy and other behaviors of that nature.”

>Costs: Foreign Minister José Valencia told Ecuador’s National Assembly that the country had spent in total $5.8 million in security costs between June 2012 to September 2018. The security costs since have dropped Valencia said, but he added that the country had laid out about $400,000 in medical, food, laundry and legal expenses for Assange.

>Skateboarding: Valencia outlined some of Assange’s more erratic behavior inside the embassy, including skateboarding, a practice Ecuador’s former ambassador to Britain, Juan Falconí Puig, said “damaged floors, walls, and doors.” Assange also liked to play soccer inside with many of the guests who visited. On one occasion when a security guard took Assange’s ball away, the WikiLeaks founder shoved the guard, grabbed the ball and “launched the ball at his body.”

>Hygiene: Valencia told lawmakers that Assange had “improper hygiene practices,” a charge which has been levied against Assange previously. Last October the embassy staff were so fed up with Assange’s personal habits, that they issued a memo demanding he clean up after himself.

>Aggressive behavior: Both Moreno and Valencia described Assange’s behavior towards embassy staff as “aggressive.” This included insulting embassy staff and using a loudspeaker in the middle of the night. He also used to block security cameras and accuse staff of spying on him.

>Spying allegations: It appears that one of the final straws was WikiLeaks’ allegations earlier this week that the Ecuadorian government was trying to blackmail Assange using videotapes of a medical examination obtained by a sophisticated surveillance system inside the embassy.

>Health: Ecuador also said it had concerns about Assange’s health. Romo said his mental and physical health deteriorated while he was holed up inside the embassy.

man things really went downhill for him since he was banging blondes in sweden

This is the sexy revolutionary hero who left-wing foids were lining up to jump in the sack with 10 years ago. Really makes one 🤔 about the limits of human intelligence.

Be wanted by the US government

Get asylum somewhere

Shit on their walls (literally)

Wonder why you're not welcome there anymore

This guy is ultra-retard

Imagine going from being played by Benedict Cucumber in a big budget movie to a homeless wizard that indulges in a bit of scat art.

Shitting on walls to own the libs😎