I like how the actual article has nothing to do with the title or even humans. Still, pretty based.

And if males can't keep other males off their females, they will try to outcompete them at the level of sperm.

Large balls implies you and your dad and grandpa all get consistently cucked because everyone else can keep their woman in line but you, apparently.

Oh no are my balls not big enough 🤔🤔 quick someone feel them to make sure!!

Weird, I have a beard and also huge pendulous testes