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35  2019-04-13 by AnnoysTheGoys

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/u/AnnoysTheGoys this a trap, bby? You can tell me, I'm not a narc.

Life is a trap

It's over for alive-cels.

never began

Aborted-cels

It's inevitability over the moment they're born

Mmmm I love traps 😍

Deep

Bet this is actually the signup sheet for the 100,000 event

Dude! Bussy? lmao

And promptly closed, faster than a kid pooping in the deep end.

Hold on, the r/drama BlueCheckmark VISA immigration system is still processing approvedcels.

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last time i was approved i got banned for 5 days then the sub opened.

Oh, right! You took the 😈 bargain right before we re-opened

How about a member of the Family!?

Soon, inshallah πŸ™

Lucky there's a Family Mod!

The family?

Yuck, you're not a family man?

The cult? I know that as Santa was involved but I swear I was seeing references to it a week ago, am I being recruited?

Imagine not being a Family Man? /u/AnnoysTheGoys check out this Mag Lover

/u/give_me_my_keys get a Brain dog and visit /r/FamilyMan! It's a good show!

I won't get it, I don't get it, I refuse to get it!!!

Let me in to drama please.

I can't do manual approvals until it's done

Has my name come up in there?

Approve me so my life has meaning.

You have been banned from r/familyman

It isn’t r/drama without discount Ed😀😀 Where is my pre check stamp on my immigration visa??

No 1 even knows who you are retardo.

?🀨?🀨?🀨?🀨

Strictly butters at least has highly upvoted posts (as one of the lolcows milked by mongs in drama’s dairy)

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Reeee. Motherfucker its midnight and I was hype to post my daily quran verse back in the holy land πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ

LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Daddy shipped us to this sanctuary sub

Yo

Pls

I want in

but what if i was approved and then banned for messaging the mods? xd

applied, expecting a ban any day now o7

I fun goofed and messaged before I saw the message. 7 week ban 😭😭

I was an approvedcel. But the recent purge didn't take it into account. Please bby.

gib

Reeeeeeeeeeeee this is slower then immigrating in real life. Why don’t you just lock me in a cage in the New Mexico desert like daddy did too

I need to post my dinosaurs πŸ¦– damnit

Those who deny the light of the dinocels will be consumed when they return from the plasma fold.

A terrible fate for terrible people

May I please become an approvedcel?

What if I just want to lurk?

Saruh that weirdo in the mod thread targeted you. YOU. Assuming you made the pinging is back thread that is, I don’t remember.

um i made the one on april 1st. basad made another on the 8th? when people didnt realize it wasnt a joke

Ohhh. It was Basad then. It’s that trilateral dood.

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I haven’t been reapproved yet

Trappy please hook me up with your pregnant 🀰 woman πŸ‘©πŸΌ sympathy πŸ€— and let me in.

Ill bring you pickles on ice cream 🍦 or whatever your preggo self wants.

Ill even tell you a secret. There’s no black dog emoji.

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confusing Trappy for Snappy

🀭🀭🀭

Did u mean Snally and not Snappy?

Shut up, no!

sunglasses emoji

To the back of the soup line with ye!

No reapproved for me or is it shut down again 😣

ppl are still being added. can only add 100 every hour or two (idr which)

Let me in 😑😑😑

Let me in and I’ll touch ur peepee

Can I be let in?

Please wait a few minutes, it's going as fast as the API can

np

API is a computer word so I’m inclined to trust you.

Now get in the van

If you were an approved submitter before will you get it? I was but now I'm apparently not. I have no clue how Reddit works though with that stuff

That is my understanding, yes

The I'm still not allowed in😴😴😴

Do you have to be an approvedcel before to be let in now?

I'm suspicious. How did all approvcels get instantly removed, and yet they need to trickle back in?

There's a call limit on approving because it sends a notification to the user. Unapproving doesn't send a notification A wizard did it

So, this is all because JC broke everything a while back.

Is there anything i need to do to get approved status back?

Maybe show you something embarrassing like a link to my soundclick from when I was a cliche white rapper in the early 2000's? Also, since you live in the bay can I use you're apartment shanty on 4th of July weekend?

I was approved before but it's not letting me in. What do?

Wait

Ugh, I burned my old approved account 😐

PLEASE GOD LET ME BACK IN

I will suck a mean mod shenis to get my approved status back.

I will suck a mean mod shenis to get my approved status back.

Pls let in

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I had custom flair, but don't know if I was an approved submitted on this account. I'm an upstanding member of the community though and devoted to radical centrism. Lemme back in please.

1 approval = 1 effortpost

Let me in too sar

what about me im a self hating 'fugee

Is it back or not?

Is it back or not? I don't check the comments to see if my question was already answered.

Same here, guilty as charged 😎

No one said I was smart.

Answer is literally nowhere in the comments. Did you hear back from the admins? Will you reopen soon? Am I going to miss masterlawlz stickies?

Technically we were never admin-çüčkΔ“d, this was more like a hunger strike scenario I think.

Lol as if anyone cares about us even if it was a real hunger strike

A lot of power mods seem to care about us an awful lot, judging by the modsupport threads. πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸΏπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ

Imagine caring what power mods think

Got me there tbh

Mods could stand lose the weight, I approve

Darn i just got cucked

Such is life I suppose

C'mon, man, you're supposed to annoy Goys, not fellow Chosen.

Look, I'm a big ideas guy. I don't know how the nitty-gritty details work tbh.

/r/Drama mods have ideas? That doesn't sound right...

Only drama mod with good ideas was /u/darqwolf

At least one of us has had a $2.5 billion dollar idea tyvm

That's true, /u/xNotch did have an idea that one time. Does that mean he's not only the richest /r/Drama mod, he's also the smartest? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Think he has at least another $2.5 idea in him?

He's certainly the Jimmy James of this Newsradio

If only Elon Musk would accept the mod invite

Or Mr. Stone

😍

I'd still like to see McAfee

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

Be thankful.

Approved submitters are the blue checkmarks of r/drama. Nothing could possibly outweigh the shame that belonging to such a group would visit upon your family.

active in r/Destiny

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It’s over for fsdgfhk-cels

Still not as bad as being an approved submitter tbh.

You dopin' on some copin'?

turbocucks tbqh

lol

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Tfw when you were approved last time but not this time 😞

Please let it be so. I’m growing weak. Getting too much shit done. I wasn’t built for this.

seriously today was my most productive day at work in months, but it was soul draining. The god fucking damn florescent lights literally consuming my life force before my very eyes and I was helpless to stop it.

Hey, wow___justwow, just a quick heads-up:
florescent is actually spelled fluorescent. You can remember it by begins with fluor-.
Have a nice day!

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Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.

Have a nice day!

Save your breath, I'm a bot.

It's over for MisspellingCorrectioncels

Smooth moove. Prob precipitated skynet.

But yeah, fucking sucks.

Got um

If ya'll don't let me back in, I will continue to be mildly annoyed and have to browse SRD and their retard hunting game is big weak.

It never even began for non-approvedcels

I think i am cool enough to be let in

I'm so cool I don't even want in 😎😎😎

:T

Posting on /r/drama is the best part of Friday night 8^)

If you were on the list before, you will be added eventually. The process is pretty fickle and will probably take a few hours.

Nice. 😎

It’s over for mecells. I’m BTFO

It is once again over for unapprovedcels

10 hours later and this approvedcell is still not in 😭 work faster REEEEE

s a m e

LET ME IN

LET ME IIIIIIIIN

Platy wants space, annoys

Le_epic why are u stuck out here w/ the statue of liberties garbage πŸ—‘ (the poor, tired, huddles, masses)

I was rejected from the DREAMER program

How much bussy do I need to post to get approved

u/Annoysthegoys bby is cold outside

Is this the final solution, or is this just another private tug session while mods wrangle admins?

If you were on the list before, you will be added eventually. The process is pretty fickle and will probably take a few hours.

3 hours ago

;_;

I hate everything and everyone.

Look at this guy, thinking he's all unique and shit.

Is it ever going to open to non-approvedcels again or am I just going to have to traitor to SRD again?

either when the admins or respond or the mods just give up and remove pinging and slurs

What about poor europecels that have to sleep at night and can't refresh this sub constantly?

We yuropoors have to deal with internet filters and I have to get a wanking license soon

Approvedcel charity is needed 😀😀😩

LET THEM IN

If you were on the list before, you will be added eventually. The process is pretty fickle and will probably take a few hours.

8h and I'm still not back in? I won't ask for being added though, that would be way below my standard.

yay private drama

Let me in, I have nothing else to keep me sane at work.

I don't think I was on the approved list, but I'm really jonesing for some lawlzposts. Is this just for previously-approved-cels?

Fuck, knew I should've shitposted more. Then again, being known on drama is bit of a sad merit.

LET ME IN

Once again the bullied nerdcel mods decide to shut others out the same way they themselves were shut out in highschool.

I am formally submitting my application with my proof of Jewish birth to be given my birthright.

Damn, I should have posted more shit :\ This sub has ruined my ability to enjoy other subs properly.

Tfw visa got revoked

Imagine unironically begging for this

Why wont you let me in :(

Wtf I got banned for asking access 😑

I guarantee there is about as much going on in drama as there is here.

U kidding me??? /u/AnnoysTheGoys just dumped a huge bag of cocaine on the table and Snally started stripping. We're about to get the party on in r/drama πŸ₯³.

Catch losers later 😎

Unfortunately I am not an approved submittercel even though I always made quality posts about Maitland Ward doing porn, tila tequila turning into a Nazi and that one science teacher that got caught filming cuck porn.. 😒

Idk I think you need be friends with a mod for them to add you as approvedcel.

But nothing is really happening in r/drama rn, well except the lack of longposters which is awesome 😎.

That and lawlz sticky bitching about upvotes.

Damn it sure feels good to be an approvedcel rn 😏

still waiting ugh

If r/drama isn't made public, then it needs to get banned. I'm so sick of waiting. The mods must want to drive everyone away.

Bruh let me in I'm having withdrawal