They’ve hit the point of just accepting the street shit. Used to be you’d call the cops when you saw a guy defecating in the middle of the sidewalk. Then it became you’d call the city and they’d send someone out.
Now you just walk by and hope none of the shy gets on your shoes. I’ve had to stop wearing my bespoke stuff and wear the crap from Nordstrom’s, to at least minimize what’s getting covered in shit.
So I live on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge and have to go into SF to shop, work, eat, you know, fucking live.
There is/was an app for tracking the shit locations. After a while you delete it because it is fucking everywhere.
My wife now refuses to go visit me at work for lunch since a couple homeless have assumed an encampment in a recessed part of the building and will chuck shit at people. Last time I called the police about them it was shrugged off. That was the day I stopped wearing my personalized suits to the office. Shifted to fucking Brooks Brothers. Which isn’t bad but I want to wear my suits. That fit only me.
The new mayor gave a presser while a druggy shot up behind her like no big deal. The free needle program has turned into a needle in every street.
Food is nice here so I’ve got that going for me.
And god forbid you dare mention that maybe we need to stop giving people free stuff, implement a work requirement (clean the fucking druggy park and we give you a check!) because every self righteous twat comes out of the woodwork screeching about your bigotry to the less fortunate. I’m sorry, do you like having some homeless dude piss on your car?
I admit to just googling San Francisco because what you describe seems so over the top. And did actually find lots of news stories about it from only last year. It’s not like 1970’s Tales Of The City then? ☹️
Nope. My mom grew up in the ‘70s there and remembers it as a fun place to be. She’s moved to Salt Lake City because she can’t stand watching SF blow apart.
And yep, I know it sounds over the top. Everything above is true. Including the druggy shooting up with the mayor right fucking there, on television.
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1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-17
Flint and the disgusting state of America should be the topic of every thread.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-04-17
Gotta stary calling Californians street shitters now.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-17
I suppose it’s more insulting then provincial colonials, I like it.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-17
They’ve hit the point of just accepting the street shit. Used to be you’d call the cops when you saw a guy defecating in the middle of the sidewalk. Then it became you’d call the city and they’d send someone out.
Now you just walk by and hope none of the shy gets on your shoes. I’ve had to stop wearing my bespoke stuff and wear the crap from Nordstrom’s, to at least minimize what’s getting covered in shit.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-17
Is it really that bad? I know about tent cities in some places but really shitting in the streets?
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-17
So I live on the other side of the Golden Gate Bridge and have to go into SF to shop, work, eat, you know, fucking live.
There is/was an app for tracking the shit locations. After a while you delete it because it is fucking everywhere.
My wife now refuses to go visit me at work for lunch since a couple homeless have assumed an encampment in a recessed part of the building and will chuck shit at people. Last time I called the police about them it was shrugged off. That was the day I stopped wearing my personalized suits to the office. Shifted to fucking Brooks Brothers. Which isn’t bad but I want to wear my suits. That fit only me.
The new mayor gave a presser while a druggy shot up behind her like no big deal. The free needle program has turned into a needle in every street.
Food is nice here so I’ve got that going for me.
And god forbid you dare mention that maybe we need to stop giving people free stuff, implement a work requirement (clean the fucking druggy park and we give you a check!) because every self righteous twat comes out of the woodwork screeching about your bigotry to the less fortunate. I’m sorry, do you like having some homeless dude piss on your car?
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-17
I admit to just googling San Francisco because what you describe seems so over the top. And did actually find lots of news stories about it from only last year. It’s not like 1970’s Tales Of The City then? ☹️
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-17
Nope. My mom grew up in the ‘70s there and remembers it as a fun place to be. She’s moved to Salt Lake City because she can’t stand watching SF blow apart.
And yep, I know it sounds over the top. Everything above is true. Including the druggy shooting up with the mayor right fucking there, on television.
Good stuff.
1 JadedPartyOtter 2019-04-17
Hmmm well it’s definitely dropped a few spaces on my ‘places to visit’ list now. Sad to hear tbh.