faggy seriouspost; the laws in regards to dog attacks seem weirdly unaccounted given the mountains of precedent there is. Mr.Pibbles chews a face off and the owner can't prove the victim was aggro or trying a B&E? Auto level 3 felony, year in the clink.. whatever. Just enough to make trash people reconsider their choices as pet owners.
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1 UnalignedRando 2019-04-30
Are you saying that OP is a tranny?
1 LikeTotesObvi 2019-04-30
Gender is a construct? I mean obviously I didn't miss that part in my eagerness to shitpost
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-04-30
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1 Anaseb 2019-04-30
faggy seriouspost; the laws in regards to dog attacks seem weirdly unaccounted given the mountains of precedent there is. Mr.Pibbles chews a face off and the owner can't prove the victim was aggro or trying a B&E? Auto level 3 felony, year in the clink.. whatever. Just enough to make trash people reconsider their choices as pet owners.
1 ____________13 2019-04-30
Yep, they should basically treat it exactly the same as if the owner had mauled them.
Right down to making them wear one of those Hannibal Lecter masks in court.
1 heyshinobu 2019-04-30
Locked since y'all can't behave
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2019-04-30
The budget solution in this case would be to pay a homeless guy $100 to kill the dog and break the owner's hands and feet.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-04-30
That’s your solution to everything
1 Neil_Tzedakah 2019-04-30
Hey, if it works it works
1 HeyHoneyHey 2019-04-30
Is there really nothing the op can do, this is actually sad.
1 Osterion 2019-04-30
Really hope that's creative fiction as it's quite sad 😟