I am hereby issuing a fatwa, declaring that all Drama mods are in full violation of the Quran’s teachings and thus Islamic Law

46 2019-05-08 by AugustinesBitchBoy

I call for a mighty jihad against these so called ‘internet janitors’ until such a time comes where they denounce their blasphemies.

They banned me, an approvedcel... AN APPROVEDCEL.

23 comments

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1 AllahSyriaBashar 2019-05-08

Long have we waited and prayed, but the time for peaceful resolution has come and gone. Now that the FATWA is given, we shall gather our most trusted autists and send them on a one-way, holy jihad against drama and its mods, the kaffir and usurpers, the APOSTATES whose arrogance dare place themselves above the infinite love and wisdom of ALLAH. None of us expect any of those brave and pious men to return, but inshallah they will gladly become martyrs to defeat SHAITAN himself.

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

Inshallah, brother

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-05-08

إن شاء الله

1 TheTrueNobody 2019-05-08

I'm sorry goyim, but here we are all (((atheists))

1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-08

C O P E

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

I will have you know that some of the most successful jihads were just massive copes, look at 9/11

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-08

It's over

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1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-08

Cry more you fucking pussy

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

When Allah crushes you with the fiery crown of jihad, it will be you will be crying.

Also, have sex

1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-08

boo hoo hoo i was banned from a subreddit :,(

get an actual hobby, retard

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

Sorry, I was about to type out a REEEE response but I noticed that you had over 50k karma and you’re making fun of me for caring about leddit.

1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-08

boo hoo hoooooooooooooo

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

Maybe I just make better comments

1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-08

[X] DOUBT

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-05-08

get rekt fagit

1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-05-08

My mom touched me when I was little 😭😭

1 SaIvadora 2019-05-08

Everytime they unban me I get autobanned again

1 aWYgdSByZWFkIHUgZ2F5 2019-05-08

https://i.imgur.com/5cbA8Uw.png

1 _narrows 2019-05-08

Honestly, who cares? I'm not about to create a new account just to rejoin Drama, of all places. Fuck it, it was fun while it lasted.

1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-05-08

With all the reeeeeing from people getting banned, it's kind of hot seeing someone that doesn't give a shit.