I had the worst dream

1  2019-05-21 by SaIvadora

I was in a game of The Sims and my bother married Venus Willims, and her baboon sister become my best friend.

On the other hand, Serena and I are pretty looksmatched, except that she has 10x my proportions as a great ape.

8 comments

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1  mods_blow_goats 2019-05-21

Jesus Christ. Dude. I’m not offended and it’s funny but idk if you can say that here.

1  SaIvadora 2019-05-21

Well I was just best friends with the monsterous baboon bitch in my dreams and I hated it.

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-05-21

The description you have given me does not make it clear which sister it is.

1  SaIvadora 2019-05-21

The fat one.

1  mods_blow_goats 2019-05-21

She married the co creator of this app. Lol. She was fucking gangster rappers and then married a tech nerd but one who had never cashed in very well.

1  SaIvadora 2019-05-21

Exactly why it's fun to call it a baboon.