I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.
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I agree, guns are for pussies. People don’t need them. I prefer to use medieval weaponry. About a week ago, some 4 young urchins were attempting to rob my manor when I came down on them with my halberd. I managed to split one down the middle, but I couldn’t lift it to fight the other 3. My chainmail blocked their blows and let me make the flight of my stairs to my ballista. As they ran up, I fired the wooden beast nailing two to the wall. The last one spared no chance, as I laid hands on the claymore I keep on my coat of arms. I first cut him on the sword arm and laughed as I beheaded him, knowing I needed no guns to defend myself or my property.
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1 streeeker 2019-05-22
How would he prove that?
1 AltOverNow 2019-05-22
He needs to publicly "denounce fisting, rimming".
Maybe it's because he needs to kiss lots of babies and shake lots of hands if he's president?
1 streeeker 2019-05-22
Did he ever publicly suggested that he rimmed?
1 AltOverNow 2019-05-22
idk but this guy has clearly been thinking about it 💦💦
1 streeeker 2019-05-22
Ow yeah....I’d suspect he thinks a lot about that.
1 Birthing_a_Turd 2019-05-22
Too many shameful faps to fisting and rimming videos by the minister