Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-05-26
Gotta come thru for the big JC!
1 DicklexicSurferer 2019-05-26
Jesus needs to get some lifting in.
1 TheSomaCruz 2019-05-26
Gotta go with Jesus. Without him, how am I gonna get my gardening done?
1 hyledog 2019-05-26
🙏PRAISE HIM!✝️
1 demotecontrol 2019-05-26
Hail Satan!
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-05-26
Well ofc I'll comment, he's my son.
1 born_again_fred 2019-05-26
god is an american
1 MPHJ-7 2019-05-26
I've seen that picture everywhere, and I still don't know who made it.
1 WTMAWLR 2019-05-26
Christ is risen!
1 MarioBuzo 2019-05-26
nice beard, stupid
1 Momruepari 2019-05-26
jesus
1 loli_esports 2019-05-26
Not even a fight worth watching, it's too one sided