Conspiracycels 😔

5  2019-06-08 by BlasterBallz

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I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

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Let's not forget, Big Mike was sipping wine while watching it burn.

I have little doubt that this was orchestrated as a dark sacrifice of some sort.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/04/16/19/12355098-6928937-She_was_pictured_sipping_wine_on_the_roof_of_the_luxury_boat_as_-a-24_1555440231634.jpg

Absolute Galaxy brain take