wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Snapshots:

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Non-alcoholic cocktails are like water.

That’s definitely bait

That being said if my wife really got mad at me like that for a pretty innocent joke there’d be a very different problem.

I hate when I do this

I'll be honest, if a guy put his dick in my juice after sex (Or anytime really), I'd be irritated....Because it's juice Goddamnit, and you don't fuck with juice.

What a freak 🙄 how is that even a good prank.

It's about dominance, obviously a beta cuck like yourself wouldn't understand

The dominant play is just putting your dick in their mouth, you might want to cut back on the soy 🙄🙄🙄

Baby when I get back, it's rape time

but not technically rape since you will like it

-Slazo

Male feminist confirmed 😖 good luck with that though, putting your ween in my drink doesn't count.

seeing how much it freaked her out i'd say it was pretty good

All those relationship subs could really do with a 4chan-esque "Everything posted here is a work of fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"

this bitch is happy to stick her husband's dick in her mouth but is absolutely disgusted by the thought of drinking some mild dick tea.