Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
retards never seem to get that just like real food not all "food for thought" is made equal. pondering the equivalent of eating shit isn't interesting lol
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-14
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 gamle_kvitrafn 2019-06-14
He not wrong tho
1 AltOverNow 2019-06-14
lmao
1 Slump_o 2019-06-14
yes he is
1 Slump_o 2019-06-14
that’s all that the “new right”does. Say something retarded and then say it’s “food for thought” or some shit.
1 AltOverNow 2019-06-14
retards never seem to get that just like real food not all "food for thought" is made equal. pondering the equivalent of eating shit isn't interesting lol