So, my account is six years old. Much autist karma...I got banned from r/politics for "trolling":
14 2019-06-21 by IBiteYou
Here's the thread... but apparently my horrible comments have been removed.
So I guess we need a ceddit?
For this, I was permabanned from r/politics, where I rarely go...for "trolling."
Do I need larger shoes?
71 comments
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-21
America was literally founded on child rape (of brown kids of course!) and continues to do so, peaking in the 20th century by providing those damn savage yonguns to the largest child molestation ring in history.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR ILLEGITIMATE, ILLEGAL BY YOUR OWN LAWS, SETTLER STATE IS. THIS IS NOT RECENT. THIS IS NOT A THING OF THE PAST. IT HAS ALWAYS EXISTED BECAUSE AMERICA IS INHERENTLY EVIL
America was a leader in all of that, before Columbus. Even in the worst cases, it was better off for everybody, but especially women and queers, before colonialism began to force us to change our savage ways. Now you celebrate those ways, but still are just an imitation.
People call me a reactionary for wanting to go back to pre-contact life. Pre-contact, my existence as a non-binary person would be respected, venerated even. My disability would be respected and I would be helped, not out of pity but that same respect and honest care, if I were unable to do something. I would have food and shelter and water, guaranteed. By birth and nothing else, I would have access to a means of production and countless hours of training, which was given to everybody indiscriminate of sex in even the most "sexist" of nations that I know of. In those most "sexist" nations, the only things women are excluded from are some ceremonies. They also have their own ceremonies. Versus now, where we are either excluded from work or simply paid less than the already despicably low pay of the average working class person. And this is just the damned surface.
If re-implementing a system that worked far better and is eons more progressive than anything now is reactionary, then language has lost all meaning.
Repeat after me: settler America is a shithole!
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1 likeafox 2019-06-21
What is DeuxDrama? Drama too scary?
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1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
hi Foxy... everyone knows that's bullshit.
Period.
Any of the people who responded to me get permanent bans?
You should really do better at policing your subreddit for rank personal insults and incitements to violence and leave conservatives who dare respond as conservatives be...
or you know, do what I DO on the subs I mod and maybe give a single WARNING or two before just saying "PERMBAN."
I know what this is about. It's personal.
1 likeafox 2019-06-21
If we saw any attempts to purposefully incite or inflame responses from other users, we would treat them as trolling. If you have a specific response you'd like me to examine I'd be happy to take a look - the most anyone does is suggest you've had too much coffee.
We do what we can - it's an an enormous sub with the second highest activity on the site, and the political environment is not exactly conductive to cooler heads prevailing. When we see reports for personal insults, we do remove and issue temporary or permanent bans as policy dictates. Violence or physical harm - wishing, condoning or inciting - is treated with the upmost seriousness and results in an instance perma ban.
We temporary ban for incivility and insults. We issue unttimed bans for people who are reported to be intentionally flaming or provoking users, which we classify as trolling / flaming. Such bans are eligible for an unban request after 90 days hvae passed.
We have better things to do than follow our thousands of meta critics around. Someone saw your comments reported in queue and took action as our policies warrant.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
What a load of fucking shit. You KNOW I mod SPS and we regularly SEE what is posted there and accepted and upvoted.
Seriously, BTFO with this bullshit.
You banned me because I was a conservative saying conservative things in no different fashion than your beloved leftists say leftist things.
Eat the cookie!
1 likeafox 2019-06-21
The stakes have never been higher. I for one welcome the drama people to come have a piece of this silliness. It could soon be all over for politicsmodcels.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Again... you really ought to police your users advocating violence before you come at a conservative responding to your users using citations!!
https://snew.notabug.io/r/politics/comments/c368e7/megathread_trump_approves_missile_strike_aborts/erp9hlk/
Ooof... SO PROBLEMATIC! PERMABAN!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/bwulm2/the_mods_of_rpolitics_have_abandoned_any/
Advocacy of violence? No removals and benefit of the doubt because they only want to assault Republicans, after all.
Seriously. Fuck off.
1 genuinegrill 2019-06-21
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1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
"We give violent people permanent bans."
YOU GAVE ME A PERMANENT BAN.
1 likeafox 2019-06-21
I'm standing right here, there's no need to yell.
Yes, we ban for violence/harm. We also ban users who are attempting to troll others. We have tools and conditions to ensure that we're trying to triage violence as the top priority for enforcement, but we do have more than one rule.
And for the third time, you are free to request an unban after 90 days have passed.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Oh please. Your modmail didn't say that.
https://imgur.com/a/Yclbdbu
So... the whole 90 day thing is new?
Frankly, if you are going to be little bitches who ignore the comments I am addressing in order to ban again...
AND YOU WILL...
Fuck off.
I said nothing wrong. I did not troll.
And you know, I stopped commenting on your cesspool of a subreddit YEARS ago because your members sent death threats via pm.
And since I see you folks are FINE with milkshaking and assault and FINE with abusing Dem Representatives who do AMA's because they aren't socialists...
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/bum6y9/rpolitics_invites_democratic_congresspeople_to_do/
Why the hell would I come back.
I'm about pointing out that you are a bunch of absolute leftist pussies now.
You are saying NOW that I can appeal in 90 days, but you permanently banned me.
You make no fucking sense. This all makes no sense.
You allow leftists to berate conservatives without mercy, but one of us looks sideways at you ... and PERMABAN....
(But since you posted on subreddits you can appeal...)
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1 likeafox 2019-06-21
It has been standard policy to allow unban requests for consideration after this length since I was added to the mod team.
Okay well I wouldn't say that if you ask to be unbanned.
No one should receive death threats over internet comments, and I'm sorry you had that happen. I receive threats regularly and did before I was helping to mod the sub in 2016. Some people take the internet a little too seriously.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Put it in your fuckin ban notice, then, you idjits
Do you think I want to be unbanned? I never fucking post on your subreddit because it's full of rabid leftist morons who hit report on any conservative that shows up. I wish to remain banned, after this, you douche. I just want you to look at yourselves in the ferking mirror!
You jumped on permanently banning me tonight for NOTHING!
I did NOTHING wrong. I only responded to posters and "god help me" used some citations.
Anyone with a brain would have looked and said, "This is a six year old account and she is simply interacting with other posters"'.
But not you.. no.... "TROLL! BAN!"
I mean, fuck off with that...seriously....
I'll wager 50 bucks that I get more death threats than you do. I mod conservative subreddits.
1 likeafox 2019-06-21
I did NOTHING wrong.
It seems such a shame. It's not like there isn't a problem with the way political discussion occurs on the internet - SPS often has very legitimate complaints about the way that people interact with each other and the news cycle on various subreddits. I would have hoped that someone who devotes that much energy to that criticism would have a higher standard for how people should try to behave when engaging in political discussion with those who may not share their point of view.
Wasn't trying to make it a competition.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
I say this with the utmost compassion. Fuck off.
1 greets_you_as_Dennis 2019-06-21
r/MurderedByWords
1 memeul8ter 2019-06-21
Holy shit this is hilarious. /u/ibiteyou begging /r/politics to unban her.
Makes my day ;)
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Well, you are a doxxing troll, so you'll always get everything wrong.
I told the mods I don't want to be unbanned.
1 memeul8ter 2019-06-21
doxxing? like I give a fuck who you are. All I really know is you're an unemployed middle-aged fat woman with a parakeet who can't shovel enough dairy products down their gullet.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
well, there's that whole deal where you doxxed another user and actually texted them and we had to involve the police... but otherwise, sure sugarbooger!
1 memeul8ter 2019-06-21
Your delusions are becoming disturbing and far less amusing.
1 memeul8ter 2019-06-21
Bravo sir, you made a wise decision.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Who have you doxxed lately?
1 memeul8ter 2019-06-21
HAHAHA!!! What a stupid fat bitch. Go back to Facebook where you belong finally.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
You know, everyone at r/Texas told you that you shouldn't let the fact that you have a micropeen make you lash out at people...
1 Thusalwaystotyranny 2019-06-21
I’m literally imagining Rob Shapiro’s voice coming out of you rn
1 Quietus42 2019-06-21
I unbanned you from drama so you can respond there too.
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
You gave me a PERMA BAN tonight. You equate me with this?
1 collectijism 2019-06-21
Leftist push conservatives to the right on purpose. They pretend to adhere or even believe in rules. But they don’t care about rules for you or your kind. It’s just another classic democrat
1 a_few 2019-06-21
You’re a mod though. We all know you have nothing better to do.
1 cheeseburgerhandy 2019-06-21
this is 100% bullshit. i report people all the time that are obviously trolling or insulting trump supporters, every single time i do i check the next day or two and every single time they're still on there posting. i got banned once for joking that someone was a shill and i have reported god knows how many people accusing people of being a russian bot and not one has anything ever been done.
1 reptilia987 2019-06-21
Holy shit both of you are such autistic spergs
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
But, like... this is fine!
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/comments/bwulm2/the_mods_of_rpolitics_have_abandoned_any/
I hope you enjoy a very fine milkshake today, my good sir!
1 nauttyba 2019-06-21
I hope someone bops you :P
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-21
Why dont you stop acting like a lil bitch, create a new account and continue with your low tier bait you lil bitch?
1 Thusalwaystotyranny 2019-06-21
Lmao CLASSIC R behavior, caught lying and has to pick up the goalposts. You literally have nothing to say except “BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE REEEEEEEE”, you acted like a little bitch and just got outed for lying like a little bitch.
I mean just look at the tone of your OP compared to this, this is why regular people don’t even engage you morons. All you do is make shit up and act like children haha
1 Cycloptichorn 2019-06-21
Well, you are a fucking troll, so there's that
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Your entire post history is pretty much insult minus intellect.
1 Cycloptichorn 2019-06-21
Only toward Redcap cunts like yourself, mate
I'm a-okay with everyone else
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
I'm not a redcap, though I do possess a cunt..
1 Cycloptichorn 2019-06-21
Lol, sure you're not
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Not what? I didn't vote for Trump in 2016. But I likely will in 2020 because the democrats are insane. Literally WORSE than TRUMP.
1 Cycloptichorn 2019-06-21
Sure, lol, it's the Dems that are insane. Just look at your own responses in this thread, sheesh
Your post history is just... I don't even know how to describe it. You're like a caricature of a real person
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
Do you furry?
1 Cycloptichorn 2019-06-21
Are you hitting on me? Yeesh
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-06-21
Trump girls usually wash... I will take my chances. Relax sugarmuffin I'll help you calm down. Certified chad at your service
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-06-21
Trump girls usually wash.. I'll take my chances. Just relax sugarmuffin.. certified chad at your service
1 shitpersonality 2019-06-21
Looks like you post inflammatory shit without any substance to it. Constantly posting low effort bait deserves a permaban. Your posts would be welcomed on Voat.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-21
And that’s a bad thing?
1 shitpersonality 2019-06-21
It clearly violates the rules of the subreddit being discussed. Not even a grey area.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-21
I’m still trying to figure out why you’re even here half the time
1 shitpersonality 2019-06-21
Still?
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
I enjoy when people live up to their usernames.
1 shitpersonality 2019-06-21
😴😴😴
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1 arandomloser21 2019-06-21
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1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
I'm not hungry. Just had a double stack no cheese no pickle.
1 likeafox 2019-06-21
You've done it. You've finally offended me >:(
1 Foxehh3 2019-06-21
are you retarded?
1 IBiteYou 2019-06-21
If I'm having a cheeseburger, I like blue cheese or extra sharp cheddar, otherwise I don't really taste it and it's just extra calories.
1 Foxehh3 2019-06-21
"Yes" was only 3 letters
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-06-21
Another rightoid trying to convince themselves they are an individual separate from the hivemind. How endearing.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-06-21
Ace way to greet visitors to your sub.
1 mooples2260 2019-06-21
I was permabanned from /r/politics for asking someone why they think Trump hates black people. Very strange mods over there
1 Thusalwaystotyranny 2019-06-21
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1 Thusalwaystotyranny 2019-06-21
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1 a_few 2019-06-21
That sub is a shit pile. Every time I post in there i assume it will be my last if I don’t include an obligatory ‘I didn’t vote for trump’ at the end of every post.