I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
If the left was that afraid of memes, would they put peoples personal information on display every time they are the target of one to give proper credit to the creator for doing such a good job? Checkmate atheists 👏
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-24
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
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1 ncervo 2019-06-24
I can't make sense of this
1 MPHJ-7 2019-06-24
Fron checking his website, he's pretty much just giving a shoutout to some meme pages on Twitter.
1 selfreplicatingprobe 2019-06-24
Ganondorf is a meme on Twitter?
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-06-24
Fucker's everywhere jesus.
1 a_few 2019-06-24
If the left was that afraid of memes, would they put peoples personal information on display every time they are the target of one to give proper credit to the creator for doing such a good job? Checkmate atheists 👏
1 LilKwazulaB2Fresh 2019-06-24
White people IHH RAYRAY