Remember: One furlong equals 220 yards. 660 feet equals 40 rods. 40 rods equals 10 chains. 10 chains equals one furlong.

13  2019-07-02 by automatic_cluck

DUDE METRIC LMAO

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You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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Cluck you need to get out more.

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Two weeks of total abstinence from orgasm, accompanied with daily "edging" (no ejaculation or orgasm is allowed.) During the edging, fantasize about your target. I think you'd be best off edging before bed. Be careful with the edging. If you go to far, you'll blow the ritual and you need to start over.

Time this so that the ritual climaxes on the night BEFORE the full moon. Two nights before the full moon is also acceptable.

On the final night of the ritual, have an alarm go off once every 30-60 minutes, depending on how long tend to take to fall back to sleep. You need the alarm waking you up constantly throughout the night so that you'll be able to remember your dreams. Have a tape recorder nearby, and be sure to make of note of ANY dreams that you have. Then go back to sleep until the next alarm sounds.

If you like, you can ornament your ritual with stuff like incense and candles, for effect, which you can utilize during your edging sessions. Perhaps some sort of "virgin silk pajamas" would be appropriate for you to wear on the final night of the ritual.

get fucked non-surveyer-cels

is this britbong?

Burgerbong

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We went 50/50. Just to remind the EU we still have a backbone and obviously one foot out the door.