Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-11
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 MacAndShits 2019-07-11
I mean, I did mess up and posted the album instead of the combined image link
1 eleven4for20 2019-07-11
Why don't I have custom flair here? This is awful!
1 FloggingJonna 2019-07-11
You do now
1 eleven4for20 2019-07-11
wtf is that thing?
1 FloggingJonna 2019-07-11
What thing? You wanted custom flair here.
1 eleven4for20 2019-07-11
I got some bird. im not a bird
1 FloggingJonna 2019-07-11
I’m on my phone. I can’t see everything. I’ll fix it.
1 FloggingJonna 2019-07-11
Ohh you’re on old Reddit. I’m on my phone I’ll fix it.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-07-11
Blue on Blue!
1 HardIsLife 2019-07-11
First of all, why am I not included?
Secondly, white background? Jeez Louise!
Lastly, respect privacy!!!
1 eleven4for20 2019-07-11
no one cares you. trash person.
1 HardIsLife 2019-07-11
🔪🔪🔪🔪
1 MacAndShits 2019-07-11
You could have chosen to not be boring
Mayo background for the true drama experience
I'm too busy respeccting whamen, fuck you
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-07-11
Include me In the screenshot
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-07-11
Remember when they were serious posting about black peoples role in society? Complete nerds.
1 MacAndShits 2019-07-11
Everyone knows they have no role in society.