Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
If you're having guests over do you have to make sure you have the right number of chairs for your male and female guests? Do they come as a set? Everything about this is idiotic.
Wow, and I thought UK education was bad enough, but not so bad that women dont even know men have a dick and balls which is why they dont close their legs when sitting
I am always curious why so many feminists are invested in doing things that are explicitly anti-men and still have the guts to say "feminism is for men too!"
Imagine being suck a weak and submissive woman that you'd rather reinvent the chair than assert yourself and claim your own space. Spread your damn legs if you want to ya whiny ass gussies.
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 mitusus 2019-07-18
Those are real people though.
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-07-18
The absolute state of britbongs.
1 whenweriiide 2019-07-18
Ever since the britbongs lost that battle to the Zulu like 200 years ago it's been a steady course down the shitter
1 Infidel6 2019-07-18
Lmao look at the former global tour de force, sailing around the world taking whatever you want and stomping everyone with their supreme navy.
Suddenly London gets firebombed and the entire island shithole becomes a nation of effete dandy faggots.
1 Kellere31 2019-07-18
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1 angrybroad 2019-07-18
ok so men can just briefly "identify" as women so they don't have to use your stupid fucking chair. Good job
1 Aturaku 2019-07-18
Haha I would totally do that..
"Sir that's the females chair"
"Excuse me, but I am a female you fucking bigot"
1 angrybroad 2019-07-18
It sounds like a joke but you unironically could following the logic around self-id.
Just look at the Stunning and BraveTM woman Danielle Muscato
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-07-18
Those chairs look so uncomfortable π³
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-07-18
She was sure lucky she could find some βmenβ who had their balls removed to model the βmaleβ chair.
1 BuckRowdy 2019-07-18
If you're having guests over do you have to make sure you have the right number of chairs for your male and female guests? Do they come as a set? Everything about this is idiotic.
1 AnnArchist 2019-07-18
Has she sold any?
1 Dramatictuna 2019-07-18
I imagine it will go the way of this smart busines venture. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/vegan-cafe-man-tax-close-handsome-her-melbourne-australia-a8885711.html?amp
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2019-07-18
That spread legged chair reminds me of "I'm not saying she's a slut......But she'll have to be buried in a Y shaped coffin".
1 skeletonrichard 2019-07-18
Wow, and I thought UK education was bad enough, but not so bad that women dont even know men have a dick and balls which is why they dont close their legs when sitting
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-07-18
I am always curious why so many feminists are invested in doing things that are explicitly anti-men and still have the guts to say "feminism is for men too!"
1 Dramatictuna 2019-07-18
Imagine being suck a weak and submissive woman that you'd rather reinvent the chair than assert yourself and claim your own space. Spread your damn legs if you want to ya whiny ass gussies.