I'm good with eye contact but not with the emotionally stability stuff.

I've been reading into it and I seem to be more like a schizo.

ill boys represent

I have an atypical autism spectrum disorder. I'm not quite that autistic though.

bipolar II RC with severe anxiety that mimics 'tism and have been misdiagnosed more than once by quack doctors

Guns!

my problem is I would give anyone a blowjob, as long we are not related and as long as its legal, then I will suck you off.

I have given a blowjob to a homeless man before, you check far back in my history to prove that.

However we are all here to discuss ourselves. I'd suck any of you off following the conditions above

hmm tell us more

I once told a girl in an art class that I had autism. She didn't believe me at first but then I showed her how quickly I can solve a Rubik's cube, after which she told me it made sense. Within a few days a friend of mine said that he heard from somebody who I'd never met that I have severe asperger's. That's basically a diagnosis, right?

u/professorshillphd is the only actual poster on drama to admit to some form of autism iirc. I may be leaving someone out 🤔

I'm pretty sure there's something gone wrong or I wouldn't be here, would I? also I'm going mad

No, I’ve never been officially diagnosed. But Asians just shove mental health issues under the carpet because it’s stigmatized to have one. My parents never bothered to get me checked up.

I have trouble holding eye contact depending on my mood. On same days, I feel small but on other days, I feel really confident. I’ve always had trouble making friends. 90% of close friends I had were romantically interested in me. People don’t find me interesting or funny or anything if they aren’t into me romantically. So, I take full advantage of what I get and be best friends with the person I’m dating. Otherwise, I can’t get friends.

I did very well academically like I got scholarships and stuff but I’m Asian so that’s normal. I am a programmer so people don’t expect me to be socially competent and I’m not. However, I noticed that I’m the least autistic one out of the bunch. Most of my colleagues do not get social cues at all and some of them also do not look at me directly in the eyes. I feel very socially superior amongst them.

I like my day to be planned out. I don’t like unplanned surprises and detours. If you asked me to do A today, then you asked me to do B instead or do both, I would do neither. I don’t like going to new places where I would gain nothing from going there.

I don’t like meeting new people. I don’t like talking to people on the phone. I don’t like talking to people who take your food order. I don’t like going to clothing shops and having to ask for a different size to a person. I just order two sizes online and try them out. Then, rerun the one that’s too big or small. I purchase almost everything online. I have a designated box outside for delivery men (and wamen!!) so I would never need to meet them unless they insist that I sign for it. I avoid fleeting human interactions because they drain my energy unnecessarily. I’m a battery with limited capacity. I would rather use that energy elsewhere.

I’m very flexible at work though. Luckily, I’m fine with consent unpredictability at work. I also think it’s because I have invested all my flexibility at work that I don’t like any surprises in other parts of my life.

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I use 😴😴😴 a lot because I also have autism

I don’t like odd numbers. They offend me 🙄🙄🙄🙄

You told me you only had crabs!

Honey, I can explain!

Please don't leave!

(You still g to me)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga8n5gSlLkA]

g is for gussy. I'd rather be a b to you.

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cant have autism if im not diagbosed

never getting a metal health checkup becaus if they find any brain disease i cant entet the army and climb up the power ladder anf becume big general and do military coup and rule countri w/ iron fist

I'm kinda like that and I'm diagnosed with autism, I'm doing all those things that you said and come across as normal/high functioning if a bit reserved

You kinda learn to 'mask' your traits over time

Kinda like this guy

I'm no investment banker but yea kinda like that. Some famous people get diagnosed later in life or suspect they have autism like Dan Harmon

no