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You were politicsposting weren't you?

The worst kind of posting too he deserved it

i was getting this message before the politics posting rule, tried on a new account it was the same

my morning coffee seems tasteless without being able to call someone a faggot along with it 😔

Yur account needs to be 90 days or older to comment.

Yeah, I got cucked on the banout week. Can't comment on this one because it's young.

I miss my old account. 😔😥😭

post old name

😎

o didnt notice different name. unbanned

Ty. 😘

u/CantWakeUpJPG

Wait can I do this too?

is ur name a swiftonsecurity play

I guess, though I kind of came to the conclusion that my namesake's grasp of security is of the "how can I make it so my Windows users are literally incapable of doing anything so they don't download cat wallpaper viruses" variety and thus the etymology is kind of embarrassing. I still like it excluding that baggage though.

i kind of associate him with the stay-at-home pentesting cat-lady sphere of security

I just looked at his recent tweets:

Anyone who insists Attackers always have the upper-hand in targeting enterprise networks don’t know the fuckery a competent Defender can lay down.

I thought my life was pointless for years, based on hyped proclamations from infinite hackers. Don’t listen. You can fucking do this

Gun to my head, I'll even admit that Enterprise security is an important and challenging field, but I still scorn its purveyors.

im betting he's bought at least one live love life sign

You're gonna have to give good odds if you want any takers.

heh. anyway, unbanned in case you didnt see my edit earlier.

😍

WTF was the point of banning all of us if you're just going to make us come to this shithole to get unbanned?

To make you shed whatever dignity you might have had left.

I think I told some one to go kill themselves

I really wish that was considered more socially acceptable in our society.

I see shameless agenda posters on there with accounts less than 90 days old, what’s the big idea!

The worst agenda posters are the approved submitters. Smdh.