True tale of a literal Chad and Paramore

5  2019-08-02 by HardIsLife

Do you guys know about Paramore Chad story? It’s a classic Chad tale.

Paramore’s frontwoman Hayley was married to a guy who’s literally named Chad. He’s from New Found Glory, a mediocre band. She met him when she’s around 17 🤭 he’s in his late 20s and was married to another woman. Here is a pic from wrapped tour 2007. Chad is on the right. You can tell from Hayley’s Misery Business era hair and pay attention to the faded color of her hair. Hayley was born in December 1988. She was around 19 then. It’s unclear when they met exactly but I’ve heard before that it was around that time.

Hayley was previously dating her own band mate Josh who’s her age and they grew up together. This is them. Hayley had the same misery business hair but it was not yet faded. So, this happened in the span of a few weeks or a couple of months.

The timeline here is very overlapped. In this picture (Josh, Chad, two random dudes, Hayley - left to right), Josh might have already been getting cucked.

And Chad’s then wife, Chad, Hayley, Josh are all in the same photo here.

And she looks like this lol very similar to Hayley.

You see her with exact same hair in this picture and it’s obvious they are already dating.

Soon after, Hayley and Josh kept being passive aggressive towards each other. Brand New Eyes album was just Hayley taking passive aggressive shots at Josh. After the tour, Josh left the band and his brother followed him. When he announced the news, fans painted Josh as the bad guy and all.

Years later, Hayley and Chad got married. But while they were engaged, Chad cheated on her with one of her close friends. Yet she still married him. In an interview in recent years, she said she shouldn’t have married Chad.

That’s why the lyrics in their latest album are so dark and depressing. She even wrote a song about how people like to say to her “told you so”. Chad’s ex-wife also wrote a song years ago after the divorce warning Hayley that he would do the same thing to her in the future.

The info of the girl was first leaked on tumblr folleoed by Reddit. While Paramore was touring for their Parahoy!, I saw the pictures of the girl and Chad together on her Instagram. So, the timeline matched up too. Chad was taking his own tour while engaged with Hayley when she’s touring for Paramore concerts.

Those two twilight songs by Paramore were written for Chad. Now she cries when she sings about them. Josh and Hayley hadn’t talked in years expect once when they ran into each other in the neighborhood. Josh’s brother Zac did come back to Paramore for the latest album and still very much in touch with Hayley. They are all from the same home town, Franklin. Josh is now happily married.

Hayley crying when she was singing her song about Chad https://youtu.be/j5kYY7vIVgk

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Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

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Why would I even read this shit?

💅🏼

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Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa, well I never meant to brag But I've gotten what I wanted now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God it just feels so It just feels so good

At this point her only way forward is to just own it. She should do a concert where the only thing they play is Misery Business. Maybe put together a sweet montage of her getting cucked for the backdrop. Try to time it against the lyrics for maximum irony.

Okay...now I want to go to that concert.

I wonder, how am I supposed to feel when you're not here. Cause I burned every bridge I ever built when you were here. I still try holding onto silly things, I never learn. Oh why, all the possibilities I'm sure you've heard.

I Caught Myself

Down to you
You're pushing and pulling me down to you
But I don't know what I
Now when I caught myself, I had to stop myself
I'm saying something that I should have never thought
You got it, you got it
Some kind of magic
Hypnotic, hypnotic
You're leaving me breathless
I hate this, I hate this
You're not the one I believe in
With God as my witness
  1. What are those, pictures for ants?

  2. A for effort.

  3. sad. and he doesn't even look particularly good

This is gossip and not drama you fucktard

is that what her song 'hard times' was about? feel bad for hayley, she had a lot going for her

Hard times is more about her depression, I think. I don’t know if she got depression from all this or it’s just a factor in the equation but it couldn’t have helped.

Congrats, you've gone full foid.

Never do this again.

It's like a wayback machine for tabloids.