Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening.

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Faggot

I agree with this gentleman's statement

Thank you

You're welcome.

I checked out /r/aznidentity, and right now the entire sub is seething about mayo-on-spicy mayo violence.

mayo

spicy

Chipotle mayo. Spicy by Midwestern standards.

hello im white preson heres my opimion

so basicly mayonnass is spicy it hurt my tongue ow ouch

pls reply if you wabt me to ela b orate futher 🗿🗿🗿

reply

ok

so what i was thinking of when i said majonice was spicy was that becaus im wite it burn my mouth. peopel say it isnt spici but it is abd everyone say tabacso, hot sauce, and even sweet and sour is spicier sow im never going to try those or i will DIE. meineuze is the spicyest thing ive ever tried n ever will try. i still like but i prefre CUM and SPERM becos it isbt as spaisi !!!

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I usually don't see aznidentity hating on blacks too much. At least not to the extent that they are seething about WMAF. But I also figure that the illiterate peasants in whatever dusty Chinese village you hail from are probably pretty dang racist so do you think you get more or less hate for getting BLACKED rather than BLEACHED? I have a feeling your parents would have preferred to sell you as a child bride to a creepy white-savior sexpat rather than see you end up as a ghetto fabulous welfare queen. Although why they didn't just drown you in the river at birth and try for a boy is beyond me.

Sounds like autistic 4D-chess happened here, but I don't get what happened specifically

Much better than your post about a girl that cried over a breakup.

why is ur entire post history seething about CHINKCELS lmao

Because it is generally decent content, this was a snoozefest tho 😴

I don’t understand this post but I love Japanese Breakfast and was very surprised to see Michelle Zauner in a non music sub

thanks for letting us know how small your dick is

Actual Asian or American?

Oh wow. I thought you were an American version instead of a left over woman. TIL

So help me god if I have to tell you one more time that asian girls love white dudes I’ll write Putin a letter about you personally.

Sup bro it's your man Putin here ready to receive some letters

So what did you want to write me bro? Actually don't even bother because I know what you're going to write: "Start another war of agression with one of your neighbouring countries daddy Putin" and that's exactly what I'm gonna do bro, thank me later bro

Violent unjustified incursion here we go😎

Thank you daddy. Please end Israel. Thx

Ok

Bombs on the way

BUT WAIT

America jumps in front of Israel

"It'd be darn shame if muh foreign aid bux to the Israeli military would've gone to waste. Don't worry Israel I'll always protect you, I don't mind if you refuse to gib khazar milkies, as long as you're happy I am too!" America says before being completely incendiated in a fiery explosion, shielding Israel from the explosion with his fatty flab.

"The number #1 alliance in the middle east meme payed off after all" mumbles Israel, not waiting a second to mourn the nation of hundreds of millions that just sacrificed themselves for a meme alliance before activating the invisibility suit.

Putin gasps. But after a while he figures out the sudden disappearance of Israel.

"Nice try!" he exclaims as he turns off the lights, revealing a long-nosed figure slowly starting to shine through the darkness.

"Oy vey! I knew someone was onto us when we developed our glow-in-the-dark Mossad invisibility suit, someone must've ratted... I bet it was that Palestinian janitor, time for some revenge!" Israel monologues as he pulls out Palestine as a meat shield and turns this 1v1 into a hostage situation. "I'll kill 'em!" Israel shouts.

Putin knows exactly what to do. He calls a contact named le ebin Russian troll #133769 and somewhere in the US, a man in the middle of his 69th shooting spree of the decade, hears his phone vibrate.

"Ugh. Not again. This best not be another of Bogdanoff's calls to save Europe" says a young alpha Chad, 6 foot 7, born and raised in Smethwick Birmingham by Danny G himself, as he takes his phone out of his tactical vest pouch. This young alpha Chad dominant male ultraking is Sam Hyde. The bloke whomst's gotten away with the vast majority of mass shootings since the 90s and has expended the CIA billions of dollars in cover-ups so that they don't need to admit that they can't catch this masterminded genius. He sees who's calling, picks up, listens to what is being said, and then jumps in his whip, a 2014 Toyota Prius, aka the cuckmobile, fires up the V8 he installed in it (because he's an engineering bigbrain) and accelerates.

After ploughing through multiple pride parades and blocks of ANTIFA rioters whilst smoking a cigar he roled up himself, our lad Samuel is at the scene in the middle east in mere minutes. He has come to fight in the place he wished for peace in. The place he shot all those kids for. The place his wife's boyfriend is from.

"Holy shit is that who I think it is? Oh Jahve, it can't be, it's Sam Hyde!" Israel shrieks as Sam approaches, holding up his AKM and uttering "Names and addresses, names and addresses..."

"Don't come closer or the Palestinian dies!" Israel threatens, facing toward the imposing Samuel towering over everyone else and almost hitting the ceiling. Sam takes aim.

"Too bad I hate kikes and sand niggers all the same" Sam tells Israel as he starts firing. Loud PEACEKEEPERs are emitted with each bullet leaving the barrel, ripping through Palestine, and lodging themselves inside Israel's center mass. Blood splatters everywhere as huge holes are torn in slow motion by the vibrant tracer rounds hitting their targets. Sam bumpfires gleefully whilst letting out a simultaneously autistic and beautiful roar, Putin dodging the shell casings leaving arches of smoke from the ejector port to the ground. Truly a wonderful scene.

In a matter of seconds, the whole ordeal is over. A dead Palestine slouched over the corpse of Israel staring up into a lamp that Putin turns on, revealing the aftermath of the fate this Jewish ethnostate met. The duo walks up to the two bodies.

"I sure owe you one after that" declares Putin

"You think I went too far with Palestine? My gamer hatred towards minorities got the best of me there" Sam replied.

"Nah. I'll get some KGB guys to cover it up. No one except libleft soycucks cared about Palestine anyway."

"It's settled then. So, back to business as usual: I keep making half-arsed comedy and you keep interfering with elections n shiet I assume?"

"Da. Thank you for this. I'll see you at the next world control conference."

"You too Vlad."

Then they parted, and Israel was no more. Some schizo from Finland ended up buying what remained of the Holy Land to build servers supporting his immense DeuxRAMA agendaposting frenzies. No one talks about what happened to Palestine. Putin continued his career of vulnerable country invading, and Sam went on to break his record of being responsible for two shootings in half a day. The end.

K

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Luv yu 2, bby

Nice flair u have there 😎

Thanks my bf picked it

Lol. You need to put in text for the css class for it to show up on old.reddit.com tho.

I do? Lol

No worries. That's still better than me being generally retarded. 😎

Her mayo genes are totally dominant. Just look at the nose ring, tattoos, and quirky hair. She knows she's a boring person and is desperate to make herself unique, even it means self-mutilation.