Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
This makes no fucking sense, TD caused murders to fucking happen but chapo gets punished for fucking nothing? This is some fucking bullsbit chapo has never done anything wrong. Try me..... I dare you...
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-08-06
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 shitty_take 2019-08-06
😭 snappy u know all my secrets
1 HuntBoston1508 2019-08-06
Nobody has posted to reddit.com for 9 years shithead
1 arandomloser21 2019-08-06
Spez is the ultimate radical centrist. Quarantined both T_D and Chapo. 🙏🙏🙏
1 throwawayserver012 2019-08-06
This makes no fucking sense, TD caused murders to fucking happen but chapo gets punished for fucking nothing? This is some fucking bullsbit chapo has never done anything wrong. Try me..... I dare you...
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-08-06
This is why we need to bring back bullying.
1 MacAndShits 2019-08-06
This reads like satire
1 MPHJ-7 2019-08-06
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