The DeuxCHADs Saga : Book 1 - A Drunk Irish’s Fear
11 2019-08-15 by HardIsLife
Once upon a time, there were four “Chads” with generic tragic backstories whose fate brought them together to save the world from a drunk Irish who kept harassing the women for nudes.
“Chad” one: Dramatictuna
Gender: male 🚹 Sexuality: flexible Strength: private, observant Weakness: bad music taste, salmon Special ability: boring enemies to death with 4/4 beats Star sign: Taurus Tragic back story: born in Canada
“Chad” two: Born Again Fred
Gender: male 🚹 Sexuality: farm stuff Strength: strong, handy, can communicate with farm animals Weakness: lightening, sheep Special ability: can summon goats at will Star sign: Capricorn Tragic back story: a young body shoved into saving his village by farming goats
“Chad” three: GoesDownOnWoman
Gender: male 🚹 Sexuality: aroused by chins Strength: selfie skills, photoshop skills, smoldering with duck face Weakness: not being able to admit HIL is funny Special ability: protects teammates by putting them under his chin and shielding them from sunlight Star sign: Sagittarius Tragic back story: tries so hard to look sexy but has never succeeded
“Chad” four: PostBussy
Gender: male 🚹 Sexuality: bussy Strength: Asian, coding Weakness: gussy, jannie, athletic Asian girls Special ability: gender swapping Star sign: Leo Tragic back story: jungle Asian looks
VS
The Drunk Irish: Eleven4For20
Gender: male 🚹 Sexuality: anything with holes Strength: Drinking, doing drugs Weakness: manlet, mayo trash Special ability: LARP Star sign: Cancer Tragic back story: wants nudes but never gets to have them
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1 MacAndShits 2019-08-15
I'm not in this and I probably shouldn't complai- I mean...
Irish man bad
1 Dramatictuna 2019-08-15
I just wanna let the record show that tunas have no fear of salmons. Those things don't even live in the sea full time. Weak ass river trash.
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-08-15
Tunas are no match for drunken Irish sailors. Don't worry I can protect yall with my regal chin while fred and postbussy set up a goat ambush by luring him with genderswapped postbussy. Checkmate.
1 Dramatictuna 2019-08-15
I'd take a chin shielding.
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-08-15
😴
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-08-15
based
1 zsfh 2019-08-15
The (((Hibernian))) menace strikes again.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-08-15
> Tragic back story: jungle Asian looks
😡
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-15
FATALITY
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-08-15
NO
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-15
FATALITY
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-08-15
NO
1 colormebadorange 2019-08-15
Have you posted feet yet?