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So what is a jungle asian? We barely had asians where I lived growing up and the black kids pretty much exclusively beat them so they really weren’t friendly with anyone else.
Not necessarily. It does mostly have to do with geolocation but one can be a jungle Asian living in the west. This girl in particular is from Australia. There are also some jungle Asian Chineses. It’s not a clear cut. It has more to do with your genes that give you that jungle Asian look.
Jungle Asian is an offensive term to describe low tier Asians. High tier Asians are your Japaneses, Koreans and Chineses. Anything south of them is considered jungle Asian but it gets a bit more complex than that. It’s also a way to talk down on the jungle Asians as less cultured and less white skinned.
The complexity comes in because Asians are all over the world and therefore, we cannot rally depend on geolocation to determine whether an Asian is jungle or not. On top of that, some Asians are from like China but they are or appear mixed and/or come from rural regions, making them jungle Asians too.
For me, I’ve always had a sixth sense on how to detect jungle Asians. I can do it just by looking at the shade of the jeans they wear. Look at the left picture, that shade of jeans were never considered cool even a decade ago. This is because they are often behind on fashion trends. From their backpacks to how they style their hair, etc look very outdated. They often have tacky taste in fashion. They have tanned skin whether through their genes and/or being out in the sun for too long.
Sometimes, they reinvent themselves like the chick in the photo and become a “city folk” but for some reason, I can just detect it. That’s why I googled “before” pictures and viola!
I'd pick a no-makeup pinay over a no-makeup c-foid.
#sorrynotsorry 🙅♂️
Also they can actually speak English like civilized people. You don't need the goddamn Rosetta stone in front of you when you're trying to order an ice cream cone at McDonalds.
High tier Asians are your Japaneses, Koreans and Chineses.
This is because they are often behind on fashion trends. From their backpacks to how they style their hair, etc look very outdated. They often have tacky taste in fashion.
Do you want to guess how I know you've NEVER been to mainland China?
I think you’re the one who’s oblivious about the Chinese though. They think they are better than others including mayos. You may not consider them high tier but they think they are.
Just has a cute babyface, most men like that. It's biological facts. Body-wise she doesn't look that young
My future girlfriend looks super young face and body wise. I'm already planning on how much money we can save by getting discounts and stuff. Possibly because she's of legal dwarf height as well
Oh and I forgot to mention that non jungle Asians don’t normally go for jungle Asians. However, mayos go for them a lot. Thus, why Asians tend to say that mayos go for the ugliest Asian women. Pinays are popular with boomers. However, we Asians call that “maid look” 🤭
Also true for Hollywood. You know how the famous Asians have the flat faces with fox monolid eyes and flat noses. That’s just not considered desirable in Asia and often associated with jungle Asian traits.
Because white people already have big honking noses and wrinkly eyelids. They're not looking for more of those genes. In fact in Europe having too big of a nose gets you stereotyped as a moneylender.
I'm sure it happens in reverse with Asians being attracted to white people that other white people think are ugly. Outsiders just look for different things.
monolid eyes and flat noses. That’s just not considered desirable in Asia
If a white person is fixated on double eyelids and tall noses, they'd probably just date other white people. Because literally every white person has those are traits.
A white person willing to date outside their race is less likely to care about those aspects of appearance.
I'm sure it happens in reverse with Asians being attracted to white people that most other white people think are ugly. Outsiders just look for different things.
Wanna go out sometime? I'm tall and have money and a huge beer gut, but most importantly, I'm White. These characteristics is every Asian girls fetish in American.
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1 SlowFatHusky 2019-08-26
They try to look like Caucasian elves?
1 Slump_o 2019-08-26
that’s hot tho
1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2019-08-26
That's literally all of Asia, the SEAsians just have it worse.
1 make_them_rage 2019-08-26
Impossible
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-08-26
So what is a jungle asian? We barely had asians where I lived growing up and the black kids pretty much exclusively beat them so they really weren’t friendly with anyone else.
1 Funkyduffy 2019-08-26
aka southeast asians: anywhere east of bangladesh and south of china
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-08-26
Ahh so like the vietnamese?
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-08-26
Yes, mostly the islands except the Philippines, since those are Mexico Asians.
1 TrollFarm4 2019-08-26
I thought that was India
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Not necessarily. It does mostly have to do with geolocation but one can be a jungle Asian living in the west. This girl in particular is from Australia. There are also some jungle Asian Chineses. It’s not a clear cut. It has more to do with your genes that give you that jungle Asian look.
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Jungle Asian is an offensive term to describe low tier Asians. High tier Asians are your Japaneses, Koreans and Chineses. Anything south of them is considered jungle Asian but it gets a bit more complex than that. It’s also a way to talk down on the jungle Asians as less cultured and less white skinned.
The complexity comes in because Asians are all over the world and therefore, we cannot rally depend on geolocation to determine whether an Asian is jungle or not. On top of that, some Asians are from like China but they are or appear mixed and/or come from rural regions, making them jungle Asians too.
For me, I’ve always had a sixth sense on how to detect jungle Asians. I can do it just by looking at the shade of the jeans they wear. Look at the left picture, that shade of jeans were never considered cool even a decade ago. This is because they are often behind on fashion trends. From their backpacks to how they style their hair, etc look very outdated. They often have tacky taste in fashion. They have tanned skin whether through their genes and/or being out in the sun for too long.
Sometimes, they reinvent themselves like the chick in the photo and become a “city folk” but for some reason, I can just detect it. That’s why I googled “before” pictures and viola!
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-08-26
lol
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
😅🤭
1 MrBufkin 2019-08-26
🤭
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Don't insult my future wife. Shes adorable, better than most Korean and Japanese girls in any case
1 Redactor0 2019-08-26
I'd pick a no-makeup pinay over a no-makeup c-foid.
#sorrynotsorry 🙅♂️
Also they can actually speak English like civilized people. You don't need the goddamn Rosetta stone in front of you when you're trying to order an ice cream cone at McDonalds.
#justsaying
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Oh, it’s a known fact that old mayo boomers go for pinays lol we know!
1 Redactor0 2019-08-26
And also well known that they think we're approximately 80% more attractive than we really are. 😎
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
It’s that green card 🤭
1 Redactor0 2019-08-26
🙄🙄🙄
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
I just know what other Asians want 💅🏼
1 FluffyMcKittenHeads 2019-08-26
Would jungle mayos be Floridians?
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
And Texans.
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-08-26
Asinine. Y'all'nt understand Texas.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-08-26
Do you want to guess how I know you've NEVER been to mainland China?
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
I think you’re the one who’s oblivious about the Chinese though. They think they are better than others including mayos. You may not consider them high tier but they think they are.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-08-26
Everyone thinks their own group is, in its way, high tier. The question is, who else does?
Most Chinese think Koreans and in a way Japanese are high tier, but who else thinks the Chinese are?
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Don't talk trash about my future girlfriend
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
I’m Chinese, you dum dum 🤦🏻♀️
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
That's cool, so is she. Doesn't give you the right to make generalizing statements about her nationality though
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Umm she’s pinay. Stop being racist.
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
I meant my future girlfriend. Shes Chinese as well and 4'9". The ideal female height
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
You are worse than a jungle Asian. You're a Western raised Asian 🤮
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
At least I’m not a pedo.
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
You like old, overweight black men. You're not a pedo but a gerondophile
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Also you're jealous of the Asian woman in the picture. Shes pretty cute on the left.
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
She looks very underaged on the left, pedo!
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Just has a cute babyface, most men like that. It's biological facts. Body-wise she doesn't look that young
My future girlfriend looks super young face and body wise. I'm already planning on how much money we can save by getting discounts and stuff. Possibly because she's of legal dwarf height as well
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
🚨 🚔 🚨
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Yeah you seem like the kind of person who'd call the police on us just for showing affection to each other in public 😥
1 funnystor 2019-08-26
Red blooded men don't even notice the jeans, they just see the wide birthin' hips.
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Oh and I forgot to mention that non jungle Asians don’t normally go for jungle Asians. However, mayos go for them a lot. Thus, why Asians tend to say that mayos go for the ugliest Asian women. Pinays are popular with boomers. However, we Asians call that “maid look” 🤭
Also true for Hollywood. You know how the famous Asians have the flat faces with fox monolid eyes and flat noses. That’s just not considered desirable in Asia and often associated with jungle Asian traits.
1 funnystor 2019-08-26
Because white people already have big honking noses and wrinkly eyelids. They're not looking for more of those genes. In fact in Europe having too big of a nose gets you stereotyped as a moneylender.
I'm sure it happens in reverse with Asians being attracted to white people that other white people think are ugly. Outsiders just look for different things.
1 funnystor 2019-08-26
If a white person is fixated on double eyelids and tall noses, they'd probably just date other white people. Because literally every white person has those are traits.
A white person willing to date outside their race is less likely to care about those aspects of appearance.
I'm sure it happens in reverse with Asians being attracted to white people that most other white people think are ugly. Outsiders just look for different things.
1 007jg 2019-08-26
It’s a derogatory term made by East Asians to feel inferior and accepted by the dumber SE Asians.
1 atmpls 2019-08-26
How many of your BFs have been white, HardIsLife?
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-08-26
All of her uncles.
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Zero
1 Osterion 2019-08-26
based
1 MrBufkin 2019-08-26
Only because Slavs don't count 🤣
1 atmpls 2019-08-26
Wanna go out sometime? I'm tall and have money and a huge beer gut, but most importantly, I'm White. These characteristics is every Asian girls fetish in American.
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
I have a boyfriend, sweaty 💅🏼
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-08-26
Where is the drama faggot????
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
https://nextshark.com/um-hell-lily-maymac-still-job/
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-08-26
Ok that is legit drama.
1 Chapocel 2019-08-26
✌🏽
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-08-26
stale 2017 non-drama referencing 2011/3 tweets. Where's the drama????
1 tejanx 2019-08-26
this is actually quite ingenious — adopt the look of the mayo foid to avoid being fetishized as “the other” by whte mn
really cutting-edge stuff
1 Slump_o 2019-08-26
Do you look better then her? You talk a lot of shit
1 HardIsLife 2019-08-26
Definitely not 😢
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-08-26
Photoshop? You can’t change that nose with makeup.
1 freet0 2019-08-26
IDK what you salty about OP, she already cute in the first pic.
1 dlldt99s 2019-08-26
Looks younger on the left
1 Kookerpea 2019-08-26
This is the first time that I've ever heard someone reference Jungle Asians besides myself!
1 UnalignedRando 2019-08-26
Wake me up when this gets posted on /r/hapas, or /r/aznmasculinity (this name always makes me lol).
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-08-26
Left is hot.