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18  2019-08-28 by MrBufkin

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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL DEUXCEL?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started posting on r/DeuxRAMA. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

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Just hook him up with a flat ugly one. Us white men can't tell the difference. That way the Asian men can either laugh at our standards or seethe for being incels.

u/HardIsLife

Why do mayo pedos always chase after ya? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

Don't worry, you're not my type šŸ‘

Yes, I know. Iā€™m not a kid.

She's not either. She's a petite adult Chinese woman in her early 20s.

Sure sure šŸ¤­

She's tiny even for an Asian woman but she's still an adult. Unlike jealous older women I wouldn't shame her for size.

She can be the mother of our hapa babies šŸ˜Š

No one is shaming her. We are shaming you šŸ¤­

But why? She's really sweet and pretty cute. Also she seems to like me too and she doesn't have a boyfriend, so ...

Also I already made a list with the benefits if we were dating, these include:

  • Discounts for her e.g. from Disneyland

  • Can bend her over and pretend she's a pretty boy

  • Make racist and judgemental boomers mad when we go out together

  • Strengthen the bond to my male Chinese friends since I'm then basically closer to them

And many more e.g. learning lots of exciting stuff about her culture and going on a 32 hour long trip to meet her family

I see. Isn't that a racist sub?

Very.

They're probably jealous because they'd love a woman as cute as her