HIL’s “5 Ways to Crush Toxic Masculinity: a girl’s guide to surviving in a man’s world!”
16 2019-09-02 by HardIsLife
- Facesitting - very effective and satisfying for short term but not a long term solution.
- Stomping on the balls - satisfying and sometimes violence really is the answer when men are acting up.
- Slapping the face - not every effective because you may end up hurting your hand. I find this takes more time than it needs to be because I normally have to get a chair and climb up to slap taller men. If he’s a manlet, do not touch him. Use your shoe.
- Sucking off his toxic masculinity - don’t do it yourself! Never debase yourself! Never give bjs. You can, however, make two men suck each other off. Two sexists with one stone.
- If all failed, #metoo them. Make sure to tweet about suicide prevention hotlines passive aggressively afterwards and set up a patreon account for yourself because you deserve you best, queeeeeen!
Which ways have you tried and what are the results? Any recommendations?
Stay woke, ladies 💅🏼
27 comments
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1 kokkelis32145 2019-09-02
chastity belts - a man thinks with his penis so take that away from him. ration cummies and he will be compliant.
shock collars - what works for pibbles should work for men.
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
OMG!! I can’t believe I haven’t thought of these!
1 holaduhmore 2019-09-02
>a man thinks with his penis so take that away from him
I sometimes think I’d be better off with no dick
Not gay shit like a chastity belt but like chopping my dick off
Feel like it’d give me clarity
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-09-02
bamboo stick - nagging women must be kept in line with regular spankings
bondage - women should be rendered motionless when both used and left idle
handcuffs - women are slaves and should be treated as such
psych drugs - 2019 woman starter pack
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
Ok, David Parker Ray 😒🙄
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-09-02
Not cool. I'm handsome like Ted Bundy.
1 MrBufkin 2019-09-02
😳
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
So, necrophiliac? 🤮
1 holaduhmore 2019-09-02
Bundys good looks are overrated and toy box killer makes red look like a bitch
1 UnalignedRando 2019-09-02
He's my favorite poet.
1 UnalignedRando 2019-09-02
Here's an old tried and true method :
https://foxtalk.tistory.com/98
1 googleussliberty 2019-09-02
I was with you up until #4
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
If you’re against brojobs, you shouldn’t be here.
1 34dsfsd 2019-09-02
This is terrible. We used to have Mitch Hedberg and now we have this.
Also free face sitting isn't something most men would object to.
1 forseti911 2019-09-02
You might be interested since I believe /u/HardisLife is Asian, might be a woman but probably a Filipino man irrc.
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
Ewww jungle Asians
1 forseti911 2019-09-02
Flips are the most Chad Asians CMV.
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
No, it’s Korean oppas 💋
1 forseti911 2019-09-02
Easily Pinoys though.
1 kokkelis32145 2019-09-02
putang ina mo
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-09-02
1 ashleychudd 2019-09-02
Why are chinks so starved for attention?
1 Redactor0 2019-09-02
I recommend sabotaging a home appliance, asking him to fix it, and then telling him he's not a real man when he fails.
1 HardIsLife 2019-09-02
Wow, next level stuff. Tapping right into men’s instinct to want to solve problems and their fragile ego when they can’t.
1 Brahmasexual 2019-09-02
Facesitting is pretty great. So many triangles