We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
I fucking hate that "children should get every cool experience at public places" deal. So my abused, poor childhood should mean I never get to keep a ball.
Is it any surprised that Reddit sports fans are emotionally stunted man children? Getting a foul ball would be the highlight of a child's life, adults really shouldn't care so much.
i actually caught a foul before this one... some kid’s mom from like 3 rows behind marched over after and said “my kid wants it” and held her hand out. people were chanting “give it to the kid!”
And then, presumably, a spree shooting spontaneously broke out, because this is one of the most American things I've ever read.
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We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
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1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
This is actually just me, ya boi, coping.
1 MrBufkin 2019-09-11
Nice Jannie flex 🙄
1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
There is absolutely no reason to janny if you don’t flex your imaginary advantages
1 Gus_Habistat 2019-09-11
Is it any surprised that Reddit sports fans are emotionally stunted man children? Getting a foul ball would be the highlight of a child's life, adults really shouldn't care so much.
1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
What’s actually surprising to me is that they don’t know that. I still have a ball I was given 18 years ago.
1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2019-09-11
And then, presumably, a spree shooting spontaneously broke out, because this is one of the most American things I've ever read.
1 demotecontrol 2019-09-11
And then the FBI airdropped Ronald McDonald to fight the shooter.
1 FloggingJonna 2019-09-11
u/lanadoomis You btfo’d those dudes with your sass. Good show miss.