Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
hey brah ill puke with you. haha we going to get way fucked. Maybe you were a thong or something crazy that? CK is you put thought into it. You know we are really good friends
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1 hyledog 2019-09-14
WAT THE FUK
1 Myopic_may0 2019-09-14
You gonna go bald from all that creatine
1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-14
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 SmoothBeetle 2019-09-14
Please don’t drive afterwards
1 somestupidname1 2019-09-14
Don't get the blue razz it tastes like vomit
1 Somenakedguy 2019-09-14
Cotton candy is fucking delicious tho tbh
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-09-14
Just make sure you apply lube to the cans. They look girthy even if ure thirsty.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-09-14
lmaoo
1 ncervo 2019-09-14
Something about the taste of this stuff, I can't get used to it
1 Lysis10 2019-09-14
Cotton Candy + Greygoose Orange = win!
1 eleven4for20 2019-09-14
hey brah ill puke with you. haha we going to get way fucked. Maybe you were a thong or something crazy that? CK is you put thought into it. You know we are really good friends
1 MrBufkin 2019-09-14
💪🤪