Imagine being a volunteer janitor anywhere. You get the keys. People have to ask you for things. You get to tell them no. Someone blows diarrhea all over the toilet, the walls, the floor. You grab your bucket and mop. You receive no paycheck. You tell yourself "I'll show them." You lock the bathroom. They use another bathroom. You cry in your janitor's closet. You think about how the employees were supposed to be grateful. You go home and try not to think about suicide. You think about suicide. You get the gun. The barrel is lodged firmly between your teeth. You think about the keys. You remember that the building owners don't give a shit what you do because you clean up diarrhea and they don't fucking pay you. You smile. You grab a wine glass and fart with all your might. As the rim of the glass glances your nose, you remember why you do this. No one else wants to.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-15
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1 GhostA737 2019-09-15
Tbh I don’t want to interact with people who use the words bussy and gussy completely unironically.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-09-15
Cope
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-09-15
Imagine being a volunteer janitor anywhere. You get the keys. People have to ask you for things. You get to tell them no. Someone blows diarrhea all over the toilet, the walls, the floor. You grab your bucket and mop. You receive no paycheck. You tell yourself "I'll show them." You lock the bathroom. They use another bathroom. You cry in your janitor's closet. You think about how the employees were supposed to be grateful. You go home and try not to think about suicide. You think about suicide. You get the gun. The barrel is lodged firmly between your teeth. You think about the keys. You remember that the building owners don't give a shit what you do because you clean up diarrhea and they don't fucking pay you. You smile. You grab a wine glass and fart with all your might. As the rim of the glass glances your nose, you remember why you do this. No one else wants to.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-09-15
Accurate
1 entheogeneric 2019-09-15
Is that lawlz?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-15
In a few years....you should see his COPE post in drama
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-09-15
paste it here
1 jewdanksdad 2019-09-15
If I remember after work I will screenshot it, or would ceddit work?
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-09-15
I don't think it would.
1 Longratter 2019-09-15
Reminder that they do it for free, and they take their job VERY seriously.
1 sockerpopper 2019-09-15
Oh I was wondering why it wasn't showing up in my feed.
1 General_Iscariot 2019-09-15
I unironically wish drama jannies would get rounded up and murdered
1 Tetragrade 2019-09-15
nOr ArE wE DoInG ThIS fOR aTteNtiON