Zoomers cope with being far less intelligent than a leaf. Mental gymnastics like you've never seen!

18  2019-09-18 by HarryPotterIsADem

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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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I posted the entire thread because literally every single comment chain is coping with being wrong but still needing to feel superior and correct in the face of criticizing wamman.

"Driving recklessly isn't what killed him, it was the flying out of the window into the brick wall at high speed! The driving recklessly had nothing to do with it!" - Your brain on zoom.

Isn't it romantic to tell a girl you're willing to risk cancer for her pleasure?

If you were never born you have a 0% chance of contracting throat cancer from HPV from going down on a rotten gussy. Checkmate atheists.

Not a zoomer thank God but I do feel personally attacked by y’all right now. Feels good to always be the center of attention.

i accidentally clicked your profile and saw nigger in every field lol

I got n-word bot'ed and realized I was way out of the running for most racist person on reddit. Fucking lame.