In the name of Allah, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.

All praise is due to Allah, Lord of the worlds -

The Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful,

Sovereign of the Day of Recompense.

It is You we worship and You we ask for help.

Guide us to the straight path -

The path of those upon whom You have bestowed favor,

not of those who have evoked Your anger or of those who are astray.

- Surah Al-Fatiha

I apologize for being a total formatting noob. Also, I just apologize for existing in general. Anyways!

/r/islamicsub

Real (currently) living Salafis/Wahabis. Get in on this dank shit before they get WTC7'ed!!!

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• Note to any government agencies or terrorist groups reading this: I am 100% on your side, whoever you are. And definitely not on the side of your enemies. Please don't kill me. I will literally join the military ISIS your local book club just to continue my miserable existence for a little longer.

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Unearthed by some kind of anti-caliphate-cuck I guess:

https://old.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/d61f47/warning_rislamicsub_is_a_den_for_terrorist/

The following two links are linked in the above thread and apparently are wrongthink:

[1] https://old.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d3tu4u/the_saudi_gov_is_imprisoning_religious_scholars/

which leads you to this beautiful glowchannel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3k4JnPOfWJdzNWkCKmRkwA

[2] https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d5er0p/declaration_of_jihad_against_rsyriancirclejerkwar/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[2removeddit] http://removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d5er0p/declaration_of_jihad_against_rsyriancirclejerkwar/

Continued from link immediately above this, Internet JIHAD with /r/SyrianCirclejerkWar:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar/comments/d5ftza/oh_nononononono_lads_they_cant_cope/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar/comments/d5gsii/please_nobody_report_rislamicsub/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar/comments/d5izdc/breaking_tensions_between_rscjw_and_rislamicsub/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar/comments/d5ftza/oh_nononononono_lads_they_cant_cope/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SyrianCirclejerkWar/comments/d5rewn/virgin_islamicsub_talking_about_our_chad/

Based and antidemocracypilled:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d0gvh5/lol/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d0oav8/the_one_who_votes_in_a_democratic_election_is_a/

[removeddit] https://www.removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d0oav8/the_one_who_votes_in_a_democratic_election_is_a/

Jealousy that Saudis love Nicki's phat ass more than some creepy raghead pedo:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/ch0jq1/we_live_in_a_time_where_nicki_minaj_gets_invited/

[removeddit] {savor the seething over the exmuzzies brilliant bantz} https://www.removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/ch0jq1/we_live_in_a_time_where_nicki_minaj_gets_invited/

Basic Doctrine of Salamis by Salamis:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d5jb8g/conditions_of_la_ilaha_illalah_the_nullifiers_of/

Compensating for their Cuckold fetish:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d2ob1m/hadith_concerning_the_cuckold/

Foids put in their rightful place:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cx2kte/based/

Commy Mommy 2 BTFO:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cp67yi/just_a_reminder_that_there_are_people_who_think/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d0uuzz/the_reality_of_ilhan_omar_%D9%84%D8%B9%D9%86%D8%A9_%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%84%D9%87_%D8%B9%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%87%D8%A7/

Nasir al-Fahd (Arabic: ناصر الفهد‎, also known as Nasir bin Hamad al-Fahd) is a Saudi Arabian Salafist Islamic scholar who supports jihadism and use of nuclear weapons against the United States. He was arrested in 2003 by the Saudi Arabian government:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cmiww9/in_fact_its_disbelief_has_only_increased_in_my/

(((JWoke))) (((af))):

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d11kxh/jews_took_their_rabbis_as_lords/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d233wk/ibn_al_qayyim_about_the_jews_i_do_not_condone_or/

The History Channel (Sponsored by Daesh):

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d2qylp/a_nation_founded_on_kufr/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cwy73d/quotes_from_the_scholars_of_tawheed_regarding_the/

literal terrorism lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cv6cuq/israeli_settlers_rekt/

copy of video Justin Case: https://youtu.be/RtAyYpUGI1Epls read my vid description im rly proud of it :)

Disgusting Shiaphobic Hate Speech:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cwfjeh/when_someone_says_im_not_a_sunni_or_shia_im_a/

which links to this odd video https://youtu.be/Io_q8UR2uJ8

translating the squigglespeak results in:

https://imgur.com/a/dPUKoBv

archived at https://web.archive.org/web/20190919035235/https://imgur.com/a/dPUKoBv

Which apart from "You shkdk one-eyed you!" is completely incomprehensible to me.

unironically depressed at all the blatant homophobia 😔:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cmiiwu/we_live_in_a_clownworld/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/ckg78d/astagfirullah/

[removeddit] https://www.removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/ckg78d/astagfirullah/

You are somebody that we don't know
But you're comin' at my friends like a missile
Why are you mad?
When you could be GLAAD? (You could be GLAAD)
Sunshine on the street at the parade
But you would rather be in the dark age
Just makin' that sign must've taken all night

You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace
and control your urges to scream about all the people you hate
'Cause shade never made anybody less gay

- Tay Tay, Longtime Undisputed World Champion of LGBT rights

Epic Poetry Slam😎:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cvm7ab/ibn_qayyims_poem_a_question_for_christians/

also at https://youtu.be/LQw_vEdA6GM

Brave Vegan proselytizes to wannabe terrorists:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cn8bvm/why_are_the_ulema_so_silent_on_factory_farmed_meat/

U.S. Armed Forces hired a literal retard who wants to convert and join ISIS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d0qitf/likely_future_revert_with_a_predicament/

At what point does it stop being dogwhistling and just become literal advocacy for terrorism:
https://www.removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d3egak/a_guide_for_the_newcomers/

Dank Memes I wish I understood:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d5k94x/just_lol_at_shias_who_think_anyone_takes_them/

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/cuczti/wwe_have_the_purest_tawheed_you_vahabi/

Earlier meta drama spat with /r/Islam from like last week:

https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d2f3ve/what_is_this_guys_problem_where_did_we_mock/

which links to https://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/d2eh0x/take_a_look_at_these_well_mannered_salafis/

which links to (AGAIN WITH SALAFIS OPENLY ADMITTING THEY WANT TO GET CUCKED BY SUPERIOR BIG JEWISH COCK) https://www.reddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d1fi5l/the_most_cucked_subs_on_reddit_are/

[removeddit] https://www.removeddit.com/r/islamicsub/comments/d1fi5l/the_most_cucked_subs_on_reddit_are/

Drama So Ancient that /r/Drama was still a thing when this happened:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuslimLounge/comments/cmjnn7/can_we_stop_having_rislamicsub_constantly/

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I'll just end this with a relevant quote from the omnipotent, omniscient, infallible and ineffable Creator of the Universe whom we should all pray to at least five times a day:

I want to be defined by the things that I love

Not the things I hate,

not the things I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of

the things that haunt me in the middle of the night, I

I just think that . . .

you are what you love.