Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
specifically, they banned sexualized minors -- like im pretty sure it's still totally fine to just have kids as characters as long as they're wearing enough clothes
but these weebs are RISING UP and that really makes me 🤔🤔🤔
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-19
fuck
1 make_them_rage 2019-09-19
On god?
1 WhiteFaggots 2019-09-19
Snappy making me nut a always
1 SmoothBeetle 2019-09-19
Doesn’t say anything about dragons though
1 Boywithpants 2019-09-19
Lots of angry libertarians
1 employee10038080 2019-09-19
All libertarians are pedos but not all pedos are libertarian. Plenty of commies want to seize the means of a little boy's asshole
1 Quintus 2019-09-19
Give me loliberty or give me death 🇺🇸🇦🇹🇯🇵
1 Rtoipn 2019-09-19
💀💀💀💀
Here you go
1 arandomloser21 2019-09-19
WEEBS RISE UP FOR ANIMEGATE
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2019-09-19
Every thread.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-19
specifically, they banned sexualized minors -- like im pretty sure it's still totally fine to just have kids as characters as long as they're wearing enough clothes
but these weebs are RISING UP and that really makes me 🤔🤔🤔
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-09-19
Decent cows in there. Tenaciously defending their naked kiddos
1 employee10038080 2019-09-19
Good work lol
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-09-19
He's going to outlast me. I have to go to work at my backbreaking job in the loli mines in like 5 hours so I really need to get to sleep.
1 Crowbar-12 2019-09-19
weebs eternally btfo