Trump was sitting on Air Force One, looking through Mein Kampf looking for quotes he could tweet. Suddenly, the airplane lurched. "Mr. President, we've got trouble," his Gestapo bodyguard said. "Is it a mechanical failure? I knew we shouldn't have hired those immigrants, I'm sure they had no idea what they were doing!" Trump ranted. "No, it's worse," the bodyguard replied. He led Trump to the window. "You don't see anything, right?" "No," Trump answered. "Well look through this." He handed Trump a telescope small enough for his tiny hands to hold. "Oh my fucking God," Trump whispered under his breath. On the ground there was a man giving his airplane the middle finger and wearing a shirt that read "Eat the Rich," Trump had a sinking feeling. He couldn't hear it, but he read the man's lips saying "Feel the Bern." Suddenly the man raised his other hand, made a fist, and raised his middle finger. "No... no, no No, No NOOOOO," Trump yelled. The airplane lurched again, and both engines exploded. The air heated around the plane as it began to fall. "No please, I don't want to die, I'll do anything, I'll suck Bernies dick, I'll tax the rich, I'll take away everyone's guns, please I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Trump screamed. But it was too late. Nothing could stop the sheer power of that middle finger. As his plane hit the ground, Trump breathed a prayer to Hitler before everything around him exploded and burned in a blazing inferno. His body was retrieved by a fire crew and hung on the Golden Gate bridge for everyone to make fun of. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez became the first female president of the US and all minorities live happily ever after.