You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. Scared of Omni. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won
In short; 3 month message is cause the sub doesnt allow accounts younger than 3 months to comment, the restriction since today is for anyone whos not approved, regardless of account age
I remember onetime last year he let me off with a 24 ban after i told him to kill himself; the next day i found out he only did it cause it meant he could delete my comment, since the other mods are supposed to permaban on sight for stuff like that
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-21
You can take your ban and bang yourself in the ass with it. Go ahead and pretend it's me tearing up your ugly starfish. Banning me is a chicken shit move. Enjoy life living in fear. Scared of Omni. I don't if I've ever made post in your sub. You people are a joke. I've already spanked a few of you and I didn't bother rubbing it in your faces because I'm a nice guy. My work is done on Reddit. I just got paid. No run along and dry each others tears. I've already won
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1 QuadNarca 2019-09-21
this but unironically
1 HogPostBot 2019-09-21
Bruh
1 211sAndMacallan 2019-09-21
Weird I posted there yesterday but got some message about 3 months
How do you get approved
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-21
In short; 3 month message is cause the sub doesnt allow accounts younger than 3 months to comment, the restriction since today is for anyone whos not approved, regardless of account age
1 211sAndMacallan 2019-09-21
Ah how do you get approved tho
1 kcchiefs0927 2019-09-21
Suck a mods femdick
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-21
Theres half a dozen different ways;
You can send mods a picture of your bumhole
You can be a long time regular (i think they approved me after 2 years last time)
You can get an obnoxious shtick and post it ad-naseum hoping that the mods wanna keep you around
You can ask a mod directly (Im pretty sure they still ban you if you ask through modmail)
You can aim to be granted a lolcow temporary visa
You can be trans
There might be other ways, but these are all the ones i know
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-09-21
I complemented lawlz via PM and he let me in
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-09-21
Lawlz is unironically a very nice guy
I remember onetime last year he let me off with a 24 ban after i told him to kill himself; the next day i found out he only did it cause it meant he could delete my comment, since the other mods are supposed to permaban on sight for stuff like that
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2019-09-21
Who cares? Just start crossposting things here and this sub will grow while you harvest that sweet sweet karma.
1 Slump_o 2019-09-21
cope, bitch nigga
1 QuadNarca 2019-09-21
i agree with you
1 FratboyGenius 2019-09-21
Honestly at this point I wish it just went the usual route and got overrun with rightoid serious posters.
1 JamesJacksonSacHeHim 2019-09-21
How can we be queer fags except not the uncool kind like chapo????
1 Kat_B0T 2019-09-21
Is this a drama meta sub. I’m only seeing seething from one direction here
1 pantyhose5 2019-09-21
Drama died when the mods started to think that
1: they could do anything about the heteronormative anti-bussy fags coming to the sub
2: that they actually have any value and are not the pathetic fucking jannie cucks that they really are