Oh for fucks sake. The use of the word fault really bothers me here. You can say someone’s at fault for looking at their phone during a movie and distracting everyone in the theater. Or maybe it’s a child’s fault for spoiling their Christmas morning by finding the gifts early and peeking into them. But you’re really asking A LOT for a straight man act like (basically)naked tits aren’t really there when they’re randomly put on display right in front of him. Would you expect Winnie the Pooh to not react to a jar of honey? He might have his favorite honey pot, but he knows all honey is mouthwatering and delicious. I wouldn’t expect Pooh to remain perfectly stone-faced and make friendly chit chat about the weather with a random jar of dripping honey in a hot tub.

Also obligatory “if the roles were reversed...” and a dude wasn’t wearing underwear and was leaving his fly open on purpose.

“Not my fault you’re girl was blatantly staring at my dick, dude.”

That statement would NEVER be taken seriously by anyone and that same guy would be looked at as a sexual predator. What a bullshit double standard this is.