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I don’t like kids and teens in general so I’m biased here but that kid is so damn annoying. She has permanent resting bitch face. She reminds me of Gretyl from Hansel und Gretyl if Gretyl was evil. I think she’s just being an advocate to get out of school.

You think her face is bad when she's not talking... Look at her when she gets going into her speech.

The problem is not that she looks like she is an angry kid throwing a tantrum all the time. The problem is that she literally is exactly this.

Actually, even this is not the problem. The problem is that adults use her like she understands how the world works, but somehow you are still not allowed to disagree because "omg, she is a child". Stop using a child as your spokesperson then...

The elites really should have chosen a sexier child 🤷

Germans got the sexier right:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luisa_Neubauer

Problem is that she is over 18. But I guess you can't make everybody happy.

its over for libertarians

Greta is the swedish version of the name gretel

Her actual suggestions are retarded. I just looked it up.

Of course she's a fucking child

An autistic child*

She is actually 16 already, but looks like a 10yo.

16 year olds aren't children?

I was not disagreeing with you.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as pedophilia, is in fact, hebephilia, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, ephebophilia. Pedophilia is not merely the attraction to anyone under 18, but rather a totally separate disorder (not a legal term) listed as a sexual-psychological disorder categorized under paraphilias, a group of sexual-psychological disorders in the DSM-IV and considered a disorder under the standards of the American Psychological Association. Many people could be considered ephebophiles despite the fact that they themselves may not know the term, much less what it means. Through a peculiar turn of events, ephebophilia and hebephilia became grouped under the very general and inconclusive cultural term "pedophilia," and the majority of people using the term are unaware that they are referring to non-paraphilic sexual preferences that are unmentioned in the DSM-IV and occur relatively harmlessly in a great deal of the population. There really is a pedophilia, and these people may be referring to it, but nevertheless it is a small part of what is labeled under "pedophilia." Pedophilia is labeled as a paraphilia because it is by nature unhealthy. Paraphilias are all unhealthy and destructive to relationships, but are restricted to the definitions set forth in the DSM. Pedophilia is simply grouped with the non pathologized conditions of hebephilia and hebephilia because they share a few similar traits. In reality, pedophilia separate from both and should be treated as such, and many people described as pedophiles would be better described as hebephiles or ephebophiles.

zoomers are retarded

who would've thought

Swedelet who told Americans at the UN To stop BRAAAPPing and eating meat.

*her parents

Someone fill me in on who she is so I can be mad with everyone else.

Some eco activist sperg who became the face of the Fridays for Future movement because her parents are somewhat influential activists as well.

And by sperg I mean she actually has Asperger's and loses her temper when speaking publicly

Main drama is, she makes some impossible demands regarding climate change and "people" on the internet lose their shit saying she is indoctrinated by her parents and used as a "child soldier" in their war for green policies.

tl;dr just a normal, spergy zoomer who gets the world's attention and much drama happens

And by sperg I mean she actually has Asperger's and loses her temper when speaking publicly

You know who else lost their temper when speaking publicly?

That's right... Adolf Hilter.

This but unironically. When politics is all about who has the most rage and who believes they're the most victimized, it doesn't lead to good decisions being made.

Weird that this is the best take on the whole fiasco I've seen yet

I mean I'm a bit mad about the industrial revolution & consequences

Whoa, easy there Dinesh D'souza.

It all depends on which side of the spectrum youre on;

If youre on the left-leaning side of the spectrum, youll probably see her as an IRL incarnation of a smug-posting yuropoor, whom you can leverage to dunk on rightoids

If youre on the right-wing side of the spectrum youd probably know her from her boat journey accross the ocean, which was meant to raise awareness for CO² emissions, albeit by ultimately emitting more carbon than a plane flight would have

If youre on the autistic spectrum, then youve probably already recognized her as a fellow downie

If only that boat had sunk

She literally has an autistic obsession with CO2 and unironically thinks that 2°C higher temperatures, 2 inch higher sea levels and less polar bears will literally kill mankind.

Climate change is real, btw, but she is so enraged and dramatic about it, which makes her the perfect spokeschild for people who think politics is not about discussion, but about throwing a temper tantrum until you get exactly what you want.

Exactly...

Let technology fix it... Not politics and hindering 1st world nations while China and India sprewsperg into the atmosphere and oceans.

If Greta was born 1mio years ago, she would say:

"Growth must and will stop. Last year we used 1 stone for the first time. This year, we already use 100 stones. Next year we will use 10000 stones. In 10 years, there will be no stones left on earth and we will all die. How dare you! Think of us children! Stop using stones!"

Let be real here... Her Viking ancestors would have left her in the woods for the wolves.

No way dude can you imagine her berserker-tard rage on the front lines? Vikings has a long history of making use of their unfuckable women.

based

Goddamn you put the stank on that!

2 degrees higher temperature will result in extreme changes you mong

Yeah, but I like to take live to the extreme. Think again.

If it takes out the autistic children, it will be worth it.

Swedelet who yelled at boomer Americans to stop BRAAAPPING and eating meat or else we will turn into Venus.

She’s great for drama coin though you smooth brain

I'm a literal retard so I aggresively hate a random child for attempting to prove the world. Everyone else is doing it, and Fox news said to. 😎🇺🇸😎🇺🇸😎🇺🇸😎

when i become rich i am opening coal burning plants all over Antarctica to speed it up

Epic comment, dude.

thanks i made it myself

Why not opening penguin burning plants all over Antarctica? I bet they have some good blubber oil in them.

burning is a waste because we could use the meat. Ill open a slaughterhouse

My wife got that covered, son.

You younguns really are boomers warmed over. Your new strategy is to get people to whore out their kids for the cause because kids cant be criticized...

You care so much about the environment, turn off your fucking computer.

lolololollol ok faggot

I aggressively hate a random child for attempting to improve the world

This but unironically

uh oh stinky

Millions of people forced to become climate refugees, thousands of species go extinct: I sleep...

Slightly higher gas prices REAL SHIT?

Chad Greta: travels the planet telling world leaders how retarded they are (v v retarded) right to their faces.

Versus

Virgin Dramanauts: complains about little girls while downvoting from Mom's basement.

tells world leaders that they're retarded

hasn't talked to Xi Jinping yet

She probably likes her organs inside her body

tells world leaders that they're retarded

I would love if a word leader replies: "I am not retarded. This is actually my superpower."

Millions of people forced to become climate refugees, thousands of species go extinct

This sounds like one of those self-solving problems

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

The only species left at the end of it all is the bong.

Millions of people forced to become climate refugees, thousands of species go extinct: #I laugh...

Slightly higher gas prices: #I also laugh...

She has the eyes of a mall shooter... and the ramblings of one too.

She's the Jason Genova of environmental activism.

Chick is 16 going on 10.

She's 16 going on lexapro.

Shes a CHILD!!!! never mind children at 16 drive fucking cars around like there were ummmm...

ADULTS.

https://www.reddit.com/r/enoughgretaspam/

A walking/talking potato

The only exposure to this girl I have is rightoids bitching about her and leftoids bitching about rightoids bitching about her.