Song I wrote after receiving a PM from /u/HardIsLife

0  2019-09-25 by LegitimateClassroom

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My god I just checked your post history. There is no shaming you. This is literally your life. Just imagine how much you could accomplish if you weren’t addicted to Reddit. You’re making a difference, though!

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Mfw hardislife tries extremly hard to become a gimmickposter and possibly janny and people fall for it

Janny at deuxrama? Who cares

Don't insult my Chinese IT waifu. Full Chinese girls do it to me every time 😈

Dude its a fat american husbando

No way, /u/HardIsLife is surely a super sexy Chinese woman. 4'10", sub 90 lbs, hot A or AA cups and delicious slim hips for carrying half white offsprings

4'10", 200 lbs

4'10", 90.7 kilograms


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Don't slander my waifu

You dumb shit, its lawlz larping

Didnt I just say that? 🤔

🤔

Umm sweaty, I never PM’ed you & that’s about the whitest music taste I’ve ever seen.

Why do you not accept my declaration of love? 😭😭😭

Yes it may be white music. What do you expect from a mini sized mayo who studies literature and has a fetish for Asian girls?

rivers is a chad

Nothing more Chad than falling in love with some 14 year old Japanese girl because of her writing you a letter for her English class as homework

women love romantic guys. Chad

I'm getting more of a restraining order vibe from this tbh.

Along with the whole breaking into girls room to read their diary thing too

yea, you’re a pussy. Be more like rivers and get your dick wet

I'm 99% sure the woman I like wouldn't like me breaking into her room to read her diary.

But we do share a preference for Asian women 🤔

that’s because you’re a loser and whoever you like if fugly. Rivers would snap your neck

That 140 lbs dude couldn't touch me. I hold it with the true Chad of pop music, Morrissey.

Also she's super sexy

go to the hospital preemptively, he’s gonna snap your neck bub

He's probably too busy wanking it to fan mail from adolescent Japanese girls

i’m done talking to you. cope though

I found you a waifu https://i.imgur.com/MImhSEN.jpg

The girl I like is Chinese but she's like 4'10" and super cute and feminine