Need some dating advice from the local DeuxChads

5  2019-09-27 by LegitimateClassroom

The day where I shall see my beloved, the cute 4'10" Asian woman with the hot young boy bodytype who I wish to be the mother of my hapa babies is not too far away any more.

Personally I would love to take her out sometime, however as most brilliant people I'm a little insecure in my own abilities and such and am worried about being rejected. Of course this doesn't apply to everyone, e.g. Albert Einstein was well known to be ladiesman although I don't agree with his taste in women.

Which is why I would like some suggestions from the guys here. Firstly how should I approach asking her out on a date and secondly what should I suggest.

Of course since The Joker is currently airing this would be an obvious choice however since we're not teenagers any more and a movie date is a bit weird maybe not. I was also thinking of minigolf but it's almost already a bit cold for that.

27 comments

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1  epicbaconResurection 2019-09-27

Have sex with her and if she refuses rape her

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

Not gonna do that but ngl, pinning down her tiny sub 90 lbs body would be hot as fuck

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-09-27

If you're coming to r/deuxrama for advice you're a already a lost cause.

1  POST_BUSSY 2019-09-27

Also, my 👏 race 👏 is 👏 not 👏 you 👏 fetish 👏

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Azn boys are his fetish

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

Tiny Asian women rather and it's not a fetish it's a preference

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

If men do it, it's a fetish sweaty. Only women get preferences.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

I don't fetishize her. I just want to dress her up in an elementary school uniform and make her squeal

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Dress her up as an 800 year old vampire and make her squeal. It's much more accepted.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

She can't do a Shinobu cosplay. She has the body for it but Shinobu is a white girl with long blonde hair and she's an Asian woman with short black hair. Also Shinobu is 598 years old

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Succubi can have any hair color and no one would think twice about them being under age. Go that route. If a woman looks like there's a couple tic tacs in her bra, people are going to assume she is under aged.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

Can you please stop bodyshaming the woman I love just because she's short and has a slim frame?

The future mother of my hapa babies is an adult woman, not some little girl

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Body shaming is ok for boys and girls who look like boys sweaty.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

No it's not. That's terrible. Everyone thinks she's a cute woman. My sister said she was adorable.

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Your sister wants to play with your woman while you're away.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

That would make for a good JAV: 5'5" white woman dominates tiny 4'9" Asian girl

But rather she just said she also thought half Asian babies were cute

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-09-27

Half Asian girls are great. The guys turn into the supreme gentleman. This always gives me pause when I may accidentally get a Chinese baby tiger mama.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

But you prefer the curvy ones 🤢

Though I agree, which is where the ancient Chinese proverb: is it a girl or an abortion. Comes from.

1  victoriancallingcard 2019-09-27

Feynman was the ladies' man

Ever considered asking her to tea?

1  alphetaboss 2019-09-27

Take her on a tour of Japan. Take her out to your local noodle cuisine and then to the local comic book shop to show her your favorite anime. I would have more suggestions but I'm not a weeb and don't care about Asian boys.

1  VanillaReign 2019-09-27

Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. She grew? She's been 4'9" in every post you've made up until this one, but now she's 4'10"?!

If she's still growing, that can only mean one thing: she really is a child, just as we've suspected all along!

I'm onto you, Yamete.

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

Nah she's fully grown. I think she's more like 4'9", I wanted to write sub 4'10".

Also tips?

1  VanillaReign 2019-09-27

I'm not helping you seduce a minor!

1  LegitimateClassroom 2019-09-27

Shes in her 20s.

1  rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-09-27

Just take your dick out and wink.