It's OVER for underage Climatecels

53  2019-09-28 by JanjaRobert

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That op-ed is one of the most hilariously petty things Ive read in weeks. I encourage everyone to read the full thing because its as if it was written by the walking talking embodiment of every stereotype about the Baby Boomers.

Humourless Gen-Z 'tards like Thunberg meet middle-aged boomers with dad wit: A match made in heaven

Thunburg basically has mega-autism. I wonder what the boomer dude's excuse is.

mega-autism

More like FAS.

More like haplotype N

You think so? I figured she has too much chin for that but then again you never know! Plastic surgery can do a lot for people.

I wonder what the boomer dude's excuse is.

Being allergic to bullshit

I dunno dude, when I encounter something Im allergic too I tend to sneeze a lot. That dude on the other hand seems to be really, really upset.

I don't know anyone normal who isn't a teenage girl who actually thinks the apotheosis of Greta Thunberg is a great idea

People who enjoy Gen-Z vs Boomer slap fights? Because holy fuck has it generated a lot of those.

Sometimes people get rashes. She seems like she would cause a lot of those.

It was pretty gay of you to post your own article here, OP

I'm not a Kiwicel

how did the boomer worl out how to post?

This, but unironically.

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Why are you so threatened? Step outside of your large ego and ask yourself that.

Beat it prick.

I hate fads

I blame the hordes of geniuses who listen to them. There's nothing wrong with trying to eke out a living doing what you're good at.

How do people like you just wander in here?

Vaping soy sauce

Wanna fuck?

TL;DR Greta should STFU and do the dishes

This, but unironically

Someone in my school paper wrote that children growing up on marvel movies like Greta will save the world from climate change. I feel like it’s the perfect opposite of this article.

Lmao sometimes boomers really know how to say just the right things

Before telling everybody what they should be doing, we rightly expect preachers to have some experience of real life and to have actually achieved something.

Unironically this.

Child not wanting 90 degree winters = notzi librul propaganda

Child not wanting 90 degree winters

By doing what, bumping fists with a former world leader who once used a private jet to airlift his dog to his vacation home?

LMAO and I bet you believe armagideon is going to begin in the next 12 years!

Doomsday, in one form or another, has been 12 years away for the past 70 years.

Basically, since WWII ended, there was no REAL existential thread to people in the west. This is why people now love doomsday porn.

Some guys on reddit told me I do not know how bad climate change really is. However, they just don't know how much I really do not care about all this bad stuff. At least compared to actual tragedies. I do not care if Sweden gets the climate of Germany, and Germany the climate of Italy, and Italy the climate of Tunisia. I really do not care if 10%-30% of all animals go instinct. Most of them are useless insects anyway. And I also do not cate that in 2100, there will be only 5000 instead of 25000 polar bears. I know that this stuff is bad, but compared to the other stuff that still happens in this time (and compared to other times this is already a great time), climate change is really only ONE of multiple things we should focus on. We should not destroy the whole economy because a depressed child has a literal autistic obsession with CO2 and therefore thinks it matters more than everything else.

for the past 2000 years

statist meme

keep yourself safe my dude

how the fuck does this sub attract butthurt retard OPs so well?

If this is the only way you can put down anti-Greta posts (since no normal person would be on the side of some petulant 16 year old saint) without making it seem like you're agenda-pushing, then so be it

nah, you've been coping all over the thread. get mad.

And yet, mad you are

Nobody’s been mad except you with your sperging defensiveness lmao

Anyone who takes Greta Thunberg's side is automatically mad, tbh

Anyone who takes Greta Thunberg's side is automatically mad, tbh

Are you this fragile that u think observations are taking a side?

This is some shameful shit lmao

Unless your observation is "I really wish that puppet would lower the volume", I'm afraid to say it's an invalid one.

more butthurt

I think we found Greta’s reddit account.

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