r/deuxrama: redditor gets groped by his own mother in law, laughed at by his wife, wants to involve the cops 😯

redditor gets groped by his own mother in law, laughed at by his wife, wants to involve the cops 😯

23 2019-09-29 by 600_lbs_of_sin

15 comments

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6 double-happiness 2019-09-29

We get it, if the dad did it to the wife it’d be different. That’s the world we live in. Be a man, approach the mother in law and say “look, I’m very, very uncomfortable with what you just did. Don’t do it again. This may make me sound like a “little bitch” but this little bitch is eventually going to raise a daughter and I don’t want her crotch grabbed either. If I have a little boy, don’t touch his dick either. I’m old fashioned like that.”

lol

6 CarlosSpcyWeiner 2019-09-29

He’s divorcing his wife because her mom “honked” his crotch LMAO

Blows my mind that there are ppl in the world this severely retarded

4 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-29

honk honk 🤡

6 _-ctrl-_ 2019-09-29

Dicklet confirmed

5 TheBraverButthole 2019-09-29

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4 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-29

Once I told her, she began to laugh and tell me that it was just a joke and that I was over reacting. I was freaking out that she was not taking me seriously, and I said "Your mum just fucking sexually assaulted me!". My wife took great offence to this and screamed about "How dare I say something like that about her mum" and I should "Stop being a little bitch and take a joke". This literally infuriated me and I immediately left and drove back home, leaving my wife with her parents.

moid fragility smh

6 rsrfy 2019-09-29

Divorce is absolutely happening and I'm considering involving the police

jfc bang her mom already and stop being an absolute pussy

7 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-09-29

dude is THIS close to a threesome and he cries to the cops instead

4 genuinegrill 2019-09-29

Fuck her mother (if she's hot). But pnly as a joke

Based advice.

4 entheogeneric 2019-09-29

I can only get so hard

3 MrBufkin 2019-09-29

Meetoo culture is making men even more sissy 😴

1 demotecontrol 2019-09-29

Metoo reached it’s peak like, two years ago. This is just why straight men make for terrible women.

1 SnapshillBot 2019-09-29

Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

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