Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
it actually means that soon I get to marry my rice princess :)
ironically his album quality is negatively correlated with the quality of his life. makes you think. Beethoven also wrote his late string quartets when he was sick and poor and they're considered among the most beautiful of his work
I think you and a lot of others misinterpret across the sea. Rivers was already "tired of sex" by that point and was looking for a genuine relationship which he projected onto the letter. It wasn't that he just couldnt dip his shrimp at all which I don't doubt is the case for you.
I don't doubt at all that 5'5" 120 lbs Rivers with his glasses and early onset balding had a little harem up there in Harvard.
Anyway I read an explanation from some guy about how Across The Sea. The letter is from a Japanese, most likely like 14 year old school girl. Probably for some sort of writing assignment for her English class. What's your favorite food, when's your birthday are all typical questions you learn when writing with foreigners (I remember being 10 and we had penpals from some British schools we should write to). Rivers even quotes her pretty much "You live in small city in Japan" "You are "18" year old girl" which is Engrish. Of course Rivers being a thirsty American he imagines her English assigment homework is some sort of declaration of love and writes about how he imagines her fingering herself.
I don't doubt at all that 5'5" 54.4 kilograms Rivers with his glasses and early onset balding had a little harem up there in Harvard.
Anyway I read an explanation from some guy about how Across The Sea. The letter is from a Japanese, most likely like 14 year old school girl. Probably for some sort of writing assignment for her English class. What's your favorite food, when's your birthday are all typical questions you learn when writing with foreigners (I remember being 10 and we had penpals from some British schools we should write to). Rivers even quotes her pretty much "You live in small city in Japan" "You are "18" year old girl" which is Engrish. Of course Rivers being a thirsty American he imagines her English assigment homework is some sort of declaration of love and writes about how he imagines her fingering herself.
Pretty much the same,she had sex with me but she never enjoyed it,I lost my virginity to her so I thought that was normal sex till I had sex with other people and I could actually make them cum and actually see they are genuinely enjoying themself
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-01
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
It's not like I liked you, baka.
1 embrace- 2019-10-01
Rong ranguage ching chong
白鬼好笨啊😂😂
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I'm actually taking Chinese starting October. I told her so too ;_;
1 infest-- 2019-10-01
this hit too close to home
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
were you also as good as married in your mind? Sadly married in your mind's no good :(
1 infest-- 2019-10-01
;_;
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-10-01
Did you just discover weezer? Are you larping as rivers circa 1997?
1 Slump_o 2019-10-01
complete 15 year old weezercel.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I'm in my Pinkerton phase of life now :(
1 OddMeter 2019-10-01
So what youre saying is it's all downhill from here
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
it actually means that soon I get to marry my rice princess :)
ironically his album quality is negatively correlated with the quality of his life. makes you think. Beethoven also wrote his late string quartets when he was sick and poor and they're considered among the most beautiful of his work
1 OddMeter 2019-10-01
I think you and a lot of others misinterpret across the sea. Rivers was already "tired of sex" by that point and was looking for a genuine relationship which he projected onto the letter. It wasn't that he just couldnt dip his shrimp at all which I don't doubt is the case for you.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I don't doubt at all that 5'5" 120 lbs Rivers with his glasses and early onset balding had a little harem up there in Harvard.
Anyway I read an explanation from some guy about how Across The Sea. The letter is from a Japanese, most likely like 14 year old school girl. Probably for some sort of writing assignment for her English class. What's your favorite food, when's your birthday are all typical questions you learn when writing with foreigners (I remember being 10 and we had penpals from some British schools we should write to). Rivers even quotes her pretty much "You live in small city in Japan" "You are "18" year old girl" which is Engrish. Of course Rivers being a thirsty American he imagines her English assigment homework is some sort of declaration of love and writes about how he imagines her fingering herself.
1 Bot_Metric 2019-10-01
I don't doubt at all that 5'5" 54.4 kilograms Rivers with his glasses and early onset balding had a little harem up there in Harvard.
Anyway I read an explanation from some guy about how Across The Sea. The letter is from a Japanese, most likely like 14 year old school girl. Probably for some sort of writing assignment for her English class. What's your favorite food, when's your birthday are all typical questions you learn when writing with foreigners (I remember being 10 and we had penpals from some British schools we should write to). Rivers even quotes her pretty much "You live in small city in Japan" "You are "18" year old girl" which is Engrish. Of course Rivers being a thirsty American he imagines her English assigment homework is some sort of declaration of love and writes about how he imagines her fingering herself.
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1 NiggaWhom 2019-10-01
If you go through a green album phase, just end it.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
No, but I'm still waiting for fan mail from horny 14 year old Japanese girls.
I'm unironically depressed because the qt Chinese woman who I had thought was a nice girl now seems to be ignoring me for no reason.
1 born_again_fred 2019-10-01
you make me ashamed of myself for liking weezer
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I only listen to them when I'm depressed or working out or when I'm working out while I'm depressed. But I only listen to their first two albums tbh.
1 infest-- 2019-10-01
we dated for 3 years actually but your post exactly defines her
1 100dylan99 2019-10-01
yeah this happened to me but she's actually asexual, still hurt a lot though
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
Hmm maybe shes ace too. Or gay. But she's definitely not straight. I think.
1 100dylan99 2019-10-01
Lol just because she doesn't want your dick doesn't make her gay
1 infest-- 2019-10-01
Pretty much the same,she had sex with me but she never enjoyed it,I lost my virginity to her so I thought that was normal sex till I had sex with other people and I could actually make them cum and actually see they are genuinely enjoying themself
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-10-01
can't wait for the epic series finale of this LARP where it turns out she was actually an FBI agent the whole time
1 Slump_o 2019-10-01
the fbi should monitor people who like asian women like they do with pedos
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I just want a cute adult woman who looks like a little girl. As long as she doesn't break my heart at least :(
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
haha, I wish. Then I wouldn't be that depressed
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-10-01
assuming she exists and all this is actually true, have you ever considered that maybe she ghosted you after finding your reddit account?
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
that seems incredibly unlikely. Subs like these aren't frequented by normal people
1 alphetaboss 2019-10-01
That could also be a reason she wasn't into you, ya weirdo.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I just wanted to love her :( I even worked out to look good for her
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-10-01
i know for a fact all asian people are good with computers, she could have hacked you
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
dont think so
1 googleussliberty 2019-10-01
And I wouldn't have it any other way
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-01
I remember this happening to me. I remember crying so much I threw up.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
Virtual hugs, man. Hope you're doing better now
1 NiggaWhom 2019-10-01
Angrily cry mastrubate while listening to butterfly. Then marry a fucking Karen.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
Marrying a white chick is like giving up on life. I can see from looking through my old classmates profiles on facebook.
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-01
Preach it, brother! 🤣
1 TowlieisCool 2019-10-01
My wife?
1 NiggaWhom 2019-10-01
Chinese girls asses really be like that though
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-01
I think it's hot. I dig the little boy look
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-01
Nah, you just gotta find a fit one. They got the best asses.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-10-01
Nah, the fat ones have big asses.
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-01
u/POST_BUSSY Can you libertarian tag this plz and thank you 🤗
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-10-01
Done
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-01
Lovely, Bussy.