Decided to cyberstalk the Chinese girl/boy I love but who seems to be ignoring me recently
1 2019-10-02 by LegitimateClassroom
Currently I'm still trying to come to terms with the love of my life, a cute mini sized (4'9") Chinese woman with the body of a little girl seemingly ignoring me for no reason.
Although I didn't sleep too well and cried a little I still had an enjoyable morning. I ate some chocolate ice cream and watched Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (that's a Japanese cartoon about a little girl). Later I did some buttstuff, by which I mean mostly deadlifts and some accessory work for lower body. Even saw some petite school girls in tight clothes around so that wasn't too bad.
Still I keep wondering why the girl I loved, or was at least on a friendly basis with, would suddenly stop talking to me completely for seemingly no feasible reason ... as such I did what most men would do and decided to cyberstalk her.
Though the only thing I found was her facebook. I'm 99% sure it's hers because the timeline seems about right and because of her profile picture. Though her picture is an old one from when she was like 8 or something but I can still tell by her face. So that's a bit weird, why not use a more recent picture?
Secondly I checked her info and under gender she picked "male" for some reason. Now I'm wondering why. I have a few ideas and rated their likelihood:
- She picked the wrong option by accident
Not impossible but I think she would have noticed
- She's actually a dude
Seems unlikely considering she's like 4'9" and sounds like a girl, though she does have a bit of an androgynous face and bodytype ...
Also her name is one of those unisex names but it's mostly just used by guys so that's a bit weird. But still she's almost certainly a girl.
- She's lesbian or asexual (and probably infertile as women with her sort of built often are) and says so to keep guys away
This seems the most likely and I have determined that she is indeed most likely ace and infertile and probably stopped talking to me because she knew I liked her and didn't want to hurt my feelings.
In combination with her picture I feel like she's a shy girl who wants to avoid male attention and is probably ace.
Still might send her a short message or so there next week just to see if she's really maliciously ignoring me ... had something I still wanted to ask her about anyway.
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1 VanillaReign 2019-10-02
It sounds to me like you've actually been pining over an underage Asian boy while thinking he's an adult woman who merely looks like an underage Asian boy. Did it never occur to you to grope her pussy and check for bussy? Rookie mistake.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
You know it is weird because her name really is mostly a guy's name though I found a small number of women with it too. Her bodytype is a bit androgynous as well as her face but I'm still pretty sure she's a woman. Also she's like 4'9", guys aren't that short.
Also I'm quite certain she's in her 20s since she's doing a Master's.
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-02
Foreign students are generally either very rich, very smart, or both. Maybe he skipped high-school and entered university way early. It's entirely possible that your dream waifu is an academically gifted 11 year old boy.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
You think I didn't consider that? But if she was so smart she wouldn't have failed the exam I got a 2.0 in (average was like 3.4).
She's not that smart although her language skills are impressive.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
also I can tell whether someone's 12 or in her 20s and her face has feminine features
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
Also I can tell by emoji usage. Her emoji usage is that of an Asian girl's, I think.
She also sent me a picture of a cute paper frog she made which granted does seem a bit like something a kid might do but many adults enjoy papercrafts too.
And her laptop had stickers on it with Tigger and Winnie Pooh ...
I mean I thought she was just embracing her youthful side but what if she's actually some little kid prodigy. That would explain her being so extremely short even for a Chinese woman too ... although they can be very short
Then if I was into her that would be really pedo :s
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
and if she was a boy why would that be a reason to ignore me?
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-02
Just write "dude bussy lmao." You have nothing to lose at this point.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
I was thinking I'll just write her that I wrote her a message last week but don't know if she got it, whether her WhatsApp is working again since she got back. And she had mentioned that one of the profs teaching Chinese must be really good so I wanted to ask her which one she was talking about (there's three) since I have to register for classes soon.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
I've been thinking, she looks a bit like the boy from Tokyo Sonata but a bit more feminine
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-02
Gross, dude. I thought you had better taste than that.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
He's low-key kinda cute tho
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-02
I don't think you understand how bussy works 😳
1 VanillaReign 2019-10-02
Fuck you it rhymed
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-02
Bussy rhymes with pussy 200iq take 😲
1 SmoothBeetle 2019-10-02
Did you post this on your alt? https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/dceliv/there_is_nothing_wrong_with_japans_sexualisation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
no but I would be lying if I said I'd never jerked off to tiny Japanese women in middle school uniforms, cough QBD-092 cough
1 SmoothBeetle 2019-10-02
That’s kickass, dude
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
glad you like Yamakawa Yuna
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-10-02
You might need to go lower tier. Try Korean or Filipino or maybe a broke Indonesian.
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-02
Koreans are actually higher tier than Chinese on average. Though they are a bit taller and have more of a Western mentality which knocks them down a bit.
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-10-02
North Koreans or wherever u/HardIsLife is from. Falun Gong might be a good lead as well.