Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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2 automatic_cluck 2019-10-03
time to close this sub
2 AutoModerator 2019-10-03
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1 POST_BUSSY 2019-10-03
no
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-03
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 rsrfy 2019-10-03
literally sentient
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-10-03
based
1 rsrfy 2019-10-03
lazy repost from Deux1K
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-10-03
> You Deuxcels sure are an autistic people
This but unironically
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-03
Freecels were crushed during the last great bannout and I celebrate the fact that they will never recover 🇫🇷🎉🇫🇷🎉🇫🇷
1 rsrfy 2019-10-03
mashallah
this is what peak performance looks like
1 LegitimateClassroom 2019-10-03
I didn't cry this hard since my future Asian wife was sent to Chinese gulag for stealing a pig
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-10-03
Its a laogai faggot