Increasing my chances to find a tiny, cute Chinese girlfriend

3  2019-10-03 by FickleMaintenance

Although the girl I thought who could be that person for me has now apparently been ignoring me (still waiting for her to write me back though) I still haven't given up on my dream of dating a cute, tiny Chinese woman. To increase my chances with this I've compiled a few ideas first of all to get to know more of them but am also generally open to other ideas:

  • Start learning Chinese so I can get to know some so I can help them with learning my language

  • Join some orgs/clubs which are more frequented by Chinese students

  • Start playing table tennis again. It's a popular sport with the Chinese

  • Make friends with more Chinese guys as they tend to know Chinese girls. Chinese guys often try to get into lifting because they want to get stronger to impress the Chinese girls so I could aim to find a couple Chinese workout partners

  • Just generally try talking to more Chinese girls and get to know them, whether as friends or a potential gf

  • Attend local culture exchange stuff

  • Take a Japanese class. From what I've been told by a friend they are mostly visited by filthy weebs but also are somewhat popular with Chinese students

Thoughts? Other ideas?

14 comments

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1  POST_BUSSY 2019-10-03

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1  SlowFatHusky 2019-10-03

Get muscular. Then become a regular at a few rub and tugs.

1  FickleMaintenance 2019-10-03

I'm already muscular (could be a bit leaner though) but there's none of those here. However we have quite a few Chinese students especially in business related stuff

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-10-03

You don't need to be lean and muscular as long as you're muscular. Most Chinese women can't tell the difference between the two. Most are only used to fat, skinny, or skinny fat.

Try to hook up with the divorced ones or single parent. Their parents are much more lenient with their daughters hooking up with Americans.

there's none of those here

There are no businesses with a sign "MASSAGE" or "MASSAGE SPA"?

You're desperate. Go for the middle aged that don't know English well.

1  FickleMaintenance 2019-10-03

You don't need to be lean and muscular as long as you're muscular. Most Chinese women can't tell the difference between the two. Most are only used to fat, skinny, or skinny fat.

Maybe, but the qt tiny Chinese woman I liked also knew I was muscular and still she ignores me. Though I think it's probably because her boyfriend threatened her.

Try to hook up with the divorced ones or single parent. Their parents are much more lenient with their daughters hooking up with Americans.

I'm not American, I'm European, and it would be good if she was early to mid 20s.

You're desperate. Go for the middle aged that don't know English well.

I'm not that desperate. I just want a cute, tiny Asian gf

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-10-03

Oh, you're European. They know better than to hook up with Euros unless they want a door mat. The Filipinos or Indians might have be a better match for you. Since you're a Euro, a trip to Canada might be helpful for you.

1  FickleMaintenance 2019-10-03

Wouldn't I rather go to China than to Canada?

Also I'm not a doormat. Rude. Why would you think that? And I want a Chinese girlfriend, Korean would maybe be okay too, Japanese too but I never see any.

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-10-03

Unless you know Chinese well, it would be just to get laid. There's more Chinese in Canada that speak English.

Western euros are all doormats, like Canadians.

Watch serpentZA on YouTube for info on being a Westerner in China.

1  FickleMaintenance 2019-10-03

I think China would still be better. The ratio of English speaking Chinese to white people would be way better. Also you can basically use HelloTalk as a hook up app so that makes it easy.

Also I'm learning Chinese soon.

Western euros are all doormats, like Canadians.

I'm not. I'm an alpha male! Alpha!

Watch serpentZA on YouTube for info on being a Westerner in China.

I'll check that out

1  SlowFatHusky 2019-10-03

SerpentZA is a South African who moved to China, now Hong Kong, and married a doctor. He has a buddy who is Canadian who married a Chinese woman. One of the guys gets shit for marrying an ugly one.

The good thing you have going for you in China is that most can't tell what's a good looking man by western standards and it helps the unattractive guys. The same thing benefits the unattractive Chinese women as well.

1  FickleMaintenance 2019-10-03

SerpentZA is a South African who moved to China, now Hong Kong, and married a doctor. He has a buddy who is Canadian who married a Chinese woman. One of the guys gets shit for marrying an ugly one.

I'll look that up. Sounds interesting

The good thing you have going for you in China is that most can't tell what's a good looking man by western standards

Nice, finally 😭

I'll just go there on vacation sometime after I'm done with my postgrad degree.

In the meantime I'll try to get with the local ones and keep improving my physique 💪💪💪

I mean 100% of Chinese girls I asked for their number so far agreed to give me theirs so that's pretty damn good, no?

1  born_again_fred 2019-10-03

long for the days when gimmick posters were good. really miss u randy