I wanna make 1 thing clear. I think HIL (HardIsLife) is a very educated and successful woman. I wish nothing but love for her! She will do great in years to come!
I want Zero Two to sit on my face and fart down my throat, preferably against my will. In the anime, we've seen that Zero Two has superhuman strength, so it should be effortless for her to overpower anyone and forcibly sit on their face. Then, she would rip one of her patented Dino Farts™. I'm not talking about regular farts. I'm talking about the kind of fart that has you walking like a penguin to hold it in, the kind of fart that makes you zone out because all attention has to be placed on tightening your ass crack, the kind of fart that makes you wonder if you shat yourself, the kind that makes you say "ahh" once it's over. That kind of fart. That is what I want, down my throat, multiple times. If I'm lucky enough, one of her pink butt hairs will fall off from the intense air velocity and choke me to (a wonderful) death. Hopefully Elon Musk will invent Zero Two and subscribers to /r/ZeroTwo will be the first ones to experience it. I'm not embarrassed to say I've lost litres of cum to this thought many times.
Anyways, have you guys ever wondered about this kind of stuff?
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2 rsrfy 2019-10-04
i recognize that profile pic. that's my man hyle
2 hyledog 2019-10-04
I wanna make 1 thing clear. I think HIL (HardIsLife) is a very educated and successful woman. I wish nothing but love for her! She will do great in years to come!
1 jewdanksdad 2019-10-04
Lol, you were trying to seduce lawlz
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-10-04
/u/HardIsLife seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future.
1 HardIsLife 2019-10-04
Regretting yet? lol
1 hyledog 2019-10-04
Painus
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-04
I was gonna start playing league again til I saw they auto filter the N slur now. Noped right out.
Gaming is basically dead.
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1 hyledog 2019-10-04
painus
1 hyledog 2019-10-04
im gay but when i get 18 drinks in me yes i will headbutt asian woman bootyhole
1 Chapose 2019-10-04
Lawlz.
1 born_again_fred 2019-10-04
why did they delete it . who is it . what did they say .
1 hyledog 2019-10-04
Probably some pedo shit
1 FickleMaintenance 2019-10-04
I would also like to express my fondness for this particular girl's booty exhausts
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-10-04
I want Zero Two to sit on my face and fart down my throat, preferably against my will. In the anime, we've seen that Zero Two has superhuman strength, so it should be effortless for her to overpower anyone and forcibly sit on their face. Then, she would rip one of her patented Dino Farts™. I'm not talking about regular farts. I'm talking about the kind of fart that has you walking like a penguin to hold it in, the kind of fart that makes you zone out because all attention has to be placed on tightening your ass crack, the kind of fart that makes you wonder if you shat yourself, the kind that makes you say "ahh" once it's over. That kind of fart. That is what I want, down my throat, multiple times. If I'm lucky enough, one of her pink butt hairs will fall off from the intense air velocity and choke me to (a wonderful) death. Hopefully Elon Musk will invent Zero Two and subscribers to /r/ZeroTwo will be the first ones to experience it. I'm not embarrassed to say I've lost litres of cum to this thought many times.
Anyways, have you guys ever wondered about this kind of stuff?
1 LeEpicMemerDude69420 2019-10-04
I wouldn’t even rape you.
1 HardIsLife 2019-10-04
Wow after I just put you in DeuxCHADs without quotes around Chads
1 MrBufkin 2019-10-04
Deuxchat smutlit 😵
1 companyfry 2019-10-04
What are we supposed to do with the Hardislife account? Have sex with it?