White beta males can't get away with monopolizing all the tiny Asian women

13  2019-10-04 by FickleMaintenance

As a strong, white alpha male it has been my lifelong dream to date a tiny Asian woman with a cute babyface, a small chest and slim hips.

However from what I've seen so far Asian women mostly prefer weak beta males. Kinda chubby with no hair? Here's a sub 90 lbs cute Chinese girl for you. Scrawny with glasses and favourite jobby is video games and DnD? Have your pick.

Yet for alpha males like myself who like to do manly things like lifting weights there seems little hope to get a cute, tiny, Asian woman as your girlfriend. Which is why many of us have settled for busty, curvy white chicks which I don't think we should have to settle for.

Granted I have only made an effort for one Asian girl but still, if you're a scrawny beta male they basically seem to fly to you. Why is that? What is it about fat, bald dudes with glasses that Asian girls just absolutely seem to love? Why do they consider the words "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" to be erotic dirty talk?

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Just how many accounts have you gone through, Yamete? What did they ban you for this time?

Idk, too many. I've lost count. But don't really care either, too depressed. I still hope she'll write me back, though it seems like she didn't really care for me, guess it was just one sided. Still no reason to ignore me though ... I mean there's a chance she didn't see or just forgot but if she cared about me she definitely would have checked some time.

Guess I'll have to find a different tiny Chinese girl ... Still had hoped we could at least be friends or something

Don't know why it got banned, think because I said we have a local age of consent of 14. You get banned for stupid stuff if people report you for it. I once get banned for posting a picture of Milena D, and once for one with some Japanese women. Not even making that up. It's dumb.

/u/TheSadistKingofTypos he admitted he was YameteOniiChanItai.

You’re welcome

You are glowing desu

Says the guy who’s daddy turned him out

I’ll be taking this admission here

I was hoping you’d show up. You’re definitely not like one of those Baptist preachers that hate fags.

Not even close. You’ll have to try again.

Fat guys can look strong and not like the lean gay for pay lean bodybuilder type.

These dudes are just fat though. Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw are dating white girls because Asian women don't want them as they're too alpha.

Has it ever occurred to you that you’re too much of a fag?

No but you are

You’re the one always talking about wanting to fuck little boys. I think the real faggot here is you.

Women who look like teen boys. Big difference

Still a fag

Well I'm comfortable with my sexuality. Unlike the guy with the paedophile acronym in his username who keeps harassing people.

How many boys have you diddled today?

Nah it’s an abbreviation for my real name, thanks to fags like you people think I’m a pedo.

So comfortable you have to prey on children? Ok.

I don’t do kids, that’s your thing not mine.

Your real name is Minor Attracted Person?

I think your parents had a grudge against you 😂😂😂

Actually Michael Alton Paulson but I see how a retarded pedo such as yourself wouldn’t know that.

And your family hated you so much they used to let your “aunt” take care of you.

I don’t talk about wanting to screw men

I'm straight and I'd fuck Nagisa's boy pussy

Exactly because I'm straight

So straight you said you wanted to pretend a girl on her belly was a little boy.

And pedo enough you said you wanted to fuck your niece, she’s what 10 right?

So straight you said you wanted to pretend a girl on her belly was a little boy.

Hmm, that's hot 😋😋😋

Faggot

They are a special case. They are over 400 lbs each. They would be limited to the short fat Asian girls. They are accepting what they can get.

I am not as wide as either if them and I have a difficult time being on top a short Asian woman. I have to be satisfied with going in too deep doggy style.

Fat guys can look strong and not like the lean gay for pay lean bodybuilder type.

So you were talking about yourself there 🤔

Says the fat guy

Stop projecting

You said she was 10 years old.

I didn’t say anything out of turn. You’re the one with the history of talking about screwing children.

Well I wouldn't have to resort to barely legal teen pussy if the cute Chinese woman I liked with the body like a young boy had not started to ignore me for no reason

What a pathetic loser.

“Wahhhh the adult I wanted to rape ghosted me! Better go rape kids now!”

Didn't want to rape her but yes. Glad you agree.

You just admitted you want to rape kids

/u/MAPM28 which sub do I post this to?

If they're over the aoc they're not kids.

14, 12 and 10 is still a kid and everyone knows you’re an American.

Hope someone gets away with offing you.

Such a fucking loser. If I was less than half as pathetic as you are I’d just kill myself.

/u/MAPM28 is this the guy?

Yeah that’s him.

Yes, I am. It's why I usually attract the small chubby or skinny fat Asian women who are too lazy to use birth control.

It was just funny how you phrased it.

We actually don't have that many chubby ones here, probably because they don't live here permanently and are not Westernized. Personally I like quite skinny ones, if they're flat even better like

https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/c6pe7j/24f_agw_verify_me_album_in_comment/

And the shorter the better

The Chinese girl who know ignores me is about 4'9" skinny and slim. She had such a perfect body. Makes me sad that she now seems to ignore me, though I don't even know why.

The ones here aren't westernized either, but it's because they came over later in life. They are chubby or skinny fat since they hate exercising, but like American food. The excess calories and all of them having at least 1 child, let most of them develop breasts at some point.

That's gross. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

I've seen one or two "curvy" Asian girls. Not a fan at all.

At this point long term I think the only feasible solution is to move to an Asian country or to stay in cities with lots of Asian students and try to get with those which can be difficult though because they often keep to themselves, and it just gets harder as I get older 😔

Considering most Asians don’t like pedophile weebs you’re gonna have a shitty time.

Besides how much money does a struggling student he admitted he needs his parents to for his schooling have? Let alone someone claiming to be a Notre Dame student. Not a cheap university, also you might wanna lose weight.

Ever heard of scholarships, faggot?

Not a cheap university, also you might wanna lose weight.

Says the guy who's too much of a fat pos to do calisthenics.

Ever heard of scholarships,

They give scholarships for wasting your time on Reddit, posting Lolicon, using 20+ alt accounts and apparently using TOR to find child porn? Must be the prestigious Earl Brian Bradley Scholarship then. Although you lied and said you had no scholarship previously and that mommy and daddy were paying for everything. Oh well, must be another lie of yours.

faggot

Says the guy into little boys. Or was it girls or girls who look like boys as long as they’re not over the age of 12? I’m sure you’re wondering who that guy is I mentioned, here’s a link. You have so much in common except I think he prefers his girls a bit too young though you do lie a lot so who knows? You might like babies as well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Bradley.

Says the guy who's too much of a fat pos to do calisthenics.

Haven’t been fat in ages, even recovering from a broken leg. Should be up and at it two weeks tops now. You know you haven’t accurate said a single thing about me yet and it’s been months. You really are bad at this.

And do stop LARPING as someone who’s fit. Especially if you’re from South Bend.

Says the guy who can't even do bodyweight squats 🤭🤭🤭

Actually I can just not at the moment due to the compound fracture I suffered in my leg. Never had a problem with that though I mean duh it’s part of my fucking job.

Are you Russian? A powerlifter? What's your Wilks?

No I do construction work but didn’t want to end up like my first manager(obese, had a heart attack, can really do much anymore). Considered powerlifting, might do it not sure yet.

What’s your Wilks?

Wilks coefficient was used in the IPF up until the end of 2018. I’m American, ask for a relevant source.

Well you're already fat so you got that part of being a successful powerlifter down. You're just missing being strong.

Also you can still calculate your Wilks you tard

Well you're already fat

I haven’t been fat since high school but at least you’re back to projecting.

so you got that part of being a successful powerlifter down.

Meh, not really into it and I quite enjoy my physique as opposed to being fat in high school.

You're just missing being strong.

Nah I’m good there too.

Also you can still calculate your Wilks you tard

Yet we Americans don’t really use the Wilks system hence the difference. You’d know that if you were actually up to date on any of this.

Post glute spread, fag

You first. Public forum and we’ll compare pictures side by side.

fag

Why are you calling yourself names now?

You first. Public forum and we’ll compare pictures side by side.

Bruh I'm not showing you my booty hole. I think you might be gay 😬😬😬

Translation: You’re a fat fuck. Can’t even agree to competition.

No wonder your Chinese target ignores you now.

My ass is tight, she can slap my booty and peg me too 😉😉😉

Won’t be once you’re out of prison but you can always imagine Damien, Jose and Tyrone are women.

I only want cute, tiny Asian women to peg me.

Yeah well you won’t have bat choice in prison.

You want to see man ass you’re the faggot

At least you know what glute spread would mean 😂😂😂

You might wanna get use to it. Especially when you get arrested one day.

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